Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML
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Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I went out for drinks for the first since I stopped breastfeeding. I underestimated how low my tolerance had become and how strong the drinks were. My husband was stopped by two bouncers while trying to carry me to the car. They thought he'd drugged me. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Beyond stupid. Honestly with all the women who get drugged and sexually assaulted, if I were a bar tender I'd throw him out. And there is no way I would believe he was "role playing".
Melix 31
Well, they were at least being cautious. What would of happened if this was real and not Role Playing?
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Comments (154)
BaraSkit07 12
Who would do this? Like, go home, pretend he hits you over the head with a paddle, and have sex.
The_Khan 12
FYL ? Friend, today was a GREAT day. You and your husband did not meet the police for a stunt like that. Good job, whoever caught you two.
fakedsincerity 32
Role playing in public is always risky.
langoustine_fml 10
Lol this is one f the best fmls in a while. Kudos, too bad he got caught.
stoych 19
Got to be honest here, it's a pretty stupid thing to do in a public bar isn't it???? I think you should be thanking the guy who was vigilant enough to notice and make an effort to protect you.
rivaraven 35
Next time try roleplaying in your house, not in some place public. Especially if it's a rape fantasy.
xkevkev 5
Keep that mess in the bedroom.
TheyCallMeDamien 17
When you turn your sex life into a spectator sport don't be surprised if you get a flag on the play.
chosha_fml 26
Huge kudos to whoever saw that and threw him out!
shinobi106elite 0
I think the bigger concern is that u pretending 2 be drugged is a turn on 4 u