Today, my husband was chased out of a bar after he was seen slipping something into a woman's drink. I was the woman, the 'something' was aspirin, and that's the last time we ever try to role-play. FML
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Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML
Today, I went out for drinks for the first since I stopped breastfeeding. I underestimated how low my tolerance had become and how strong the drinks were. My husband was stopped by two bouncers while trying to carry me to the car. They thought he'd drugged me. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Beyond stupid. Honestly with all the women who get drugged and sexually assaulted, if I were a bar tender I'd throw him out. And there is no way I would believe he was "role playing".
Melix 31
Well, they were at least being cautious. What would of happened if this was real and not Role Playing?
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graceinsheepwear 34
Aspirin? Of all the benign meds to choose from, including a tic tac, he used nasty-tasting aspirin? That puts a little FYL into this YDI scenario.
TheBrochure 22
It was for when he punched her in the face. :P
GhostChickens 17
Surely that's a good thing? A bar that kicks out possible rapists seems like a good bar to be in. In all honesty, this would have been much worse if they saw it and believed him when he told them he was role playing (because then everybody could say that and get away with it) or if they had seen it and done nothing. It's better to face a misunderstanding than a dangerous situation. If you're going to role-play stuff like this, try to be a little more subtle. Don't blame other people for trying to keep you safe. Be grateful that there are people out there that are willing to confront potential rapists.
salazara 10
Whoa what a long comment.......just calm down!
callie06 6
Not to mention...how easy would it be to accidentally slip it in the wrong drink? "What's that? Your drink was the martini on your right? I put it in the martini on your left. Who did I just drug?"
uoeno_fml 20
"Put Molly all in her champagne, she aint even know it. took her home and I enjoyed that, she aint even know it." That's why that was a bad idea.
Momo_Moonlight 25
Couldn't you have expected this? It's a good thing they called the cops.
splitintwo 6
First and foremost you don't drink and take aspirin, it's dangerous and even says so on the damn bottle, also it wouldn't have dissolved quickly, if at all, making your drink look and taste terrible. Why would you EVER think you'd get away with it, a good bar has trained staff looking for that type of thing! And above all there are groups/gatherings for kink/roleplay/ect that can help you pull off a fantasy in a legal and mindful manner, Google it for goodnesssakes! What if the bar called the cops? It would have escalated quickly to say the least. Research before you get kinky, and do it safely.
DocBastard 40
Speaking of doing research, you should do done of your own. Taking aspirin and alcohol together is safe, and there are even reports that aspirin can protect the liver from damage due to alcohol. You're thinking of paracetamol/acetaminophen (Tylenol) which should not be mixed with alcohol.
bosox29 14
Wow calm down it's not like her husband was actually trying to harm her. Jesus christ. You obviously have no idea the meaning of "role play" he wasn't actually trying to get away with druging her. Some people...
ArielTheMermaid 17
Also, you don't know if she was drinking alcohol. She could have been drinking a soda or even some water
iwadasn 33
44, it doesn't really matter that it was roleplay, because the bartender had no way of knowing that beforehand. Do you really think his response to seeing a man slip something in a woman's drink should be, "Well, I guess I'll leave them alone because they probably planned this together"? No, he saw what looked like a rape attempt and he took action to stop it. A bartender who's that alert has probably stopped quite a few real rape attempts.
boomer1986 8
who are any of you to decide what's right or wrong? if a couple shares a fantasy that's their business. that's not what this post is about. its about a fantasy getting ****** up. chill the **** out.
queerdragon 20
I kind of have to disagree, because logic and all that. It is fine if you have fantasies, but you need to be aware of reality while you do it. Women are drugged and raped every day (men too). The bar did the right thing kicking them out. The sad part is that Op wrote this with the same idea in mind, "fantasy got ruined, fml." I think people need to be aware of what their sexual needs do to others.
iwadasn 33
"If a couple shares a fantasy that's their business." It stops being just their business when they carry it out in public, amongst people who have no way of knowing that what looks like a crime is actually consensual.
fooltemptress 36
You should honestly be thankful he didn't get arrested. Keep roleplaying just do it within the safety of your own home.
Rainbow35 6
Couldn't you have done that at home? Like you could've pretended to be on a regular date, just not in public. Also, I'm extremely glad that the bar kicked him out, 'cause that means they take drugging and date rape seriously in that they try not to let it happen. I'm sure if this had been a real situation and not a role play you'd be relieved that they had saved you from who knows what.
littlexlune 16
Being date raped turns you on? Dumbass.
MermaidAnnariea 10
you could have role-played WITHOUT doing something like that. or at least warn the poor bartender. it's not his fault he was looking out for you, OP. ydi.