Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
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Cads1 24
You will loose the baby weight, he will always be a ********.
mattmsk005 8
Did your husband not talk to his father in the last 8 months, because being pregnant is a pretty big thing you usually bring up in conversation?
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Comments (109)
justme726 4
How does your father-in-law not know that?
ESE_gutty 18
C'mon now i bet your making him look bad-er than what he is. Bet you said rude things too. Am i right fellas ?
Nicsb 16
No. No you're not right.
shinikageWolf 15
When my father was complaining that my mom was eating too much while she was pregnant, his mom reached across the table and slapped him hard "She is pregnant, you get her what she wants!"
MandieL 27
Your grandma is awesome!
theonejuggalette 7
Is it sad that this has happened to me too? I was 7 months with twins and my father in law asked if I swallowed 2 whole watermelons
SHMANDER 4
Kill him
biohazardpanda 2
You deserve it for getting pregnant.
Jayvey_Airson 12
Sometimes, men and women miscommunicate, all because of how society and our generations have raised us, and even older people, despite denial, have their personalities forged to the influence of older styles, such as pushing hard on in-laws to feel self-secure and a feeling of protecting relatives. In spite of any suspected rude or condescending context, shrug it off and think that it's just making them feel comfortable in the same way you seek to be.