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Same thing different taste
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Punching inanimate objects usually helps me blow off steam.
Tip: go outside and throw ice cubes at the ground as hard as you can. You get the satisfaction of breaking something without causing any real damage or creating a mess to clean up.
that's quite genius
I'm not even worried about how good #38 idea was I just love his profile picture
#36 that sounds like a great idea, except op lives in Arizona. chances are the ice cubes would melt before they hit the ground. depending on what part of Az they live. I live in Mesa, and I can tell you they don't last long outside at all.
As does punching stupid people. However, that also involves the police.
Get Shreket!!!
probably he was screaming at a lamppost
Well after you explained everything worked out well right?
Least they didnt call you the crazy bitch
Lead the cops to the employee that caused you the frustration. :)
sounds to me like you yelled yourself right into that one
I'm sure there is someone you don't like at the office that you could tip off the police to
Please provide your address. We will deliver a big load of stress balls to you at no cost. Its not a movie dude you shouldn't have done that.
Hmm. Big load of balls. Just what he needs.
Boss comes in later... "What are you doing?" OP: "Just playing with my balls"
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And you thought screaming obscenities at the top of your lungs wouldn't scare and catch the attention of people within earshot of you?
As does punching stupid people. However, that also involves the police.