By RavingLunatic - 01/05/2015 22:17 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML
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rhcpgurl 18

And you thought screaming obscenities at the top of your lungs wouldn't scare and catch the attention of people within earshot of you?

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Cads1 24

As does punching stupid people. However, that also involves the police.

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tac0609 13

Punching inanimate objects usually helps me blow off steam.

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Roskie 16

Tip: go outside and throw ice cubes at the ground as hard as you can. You get the satisfaction of breaking something without causing any real damage or creating a mess to clean up.

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JICor 7

I'm not even worried about how good #38 idea was I just love his profile picture

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buttcramp 21

36, thats an awesome idea! OP, i like that you did this because it's a good way to blow off steam but not at work lol

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IAmReptarrrr 6

#36 that sounds like a great idea, except op lives in Arizona. chances are the ice cubes would melt before they hit the ground. depending on what part of Az they live. I live in Mesa, and I can tell you they don't last long outside at all.

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Cads1 24

As does punching stupid people. However, that also involves the police.

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TheBelt 19

probably he was screaming at a lamppost

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xlasxtchanxce13 22

Well after you explained everything worked out well right?

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timb1234 13

Least they didnt call you the crazy bitch

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briang959 47

Lead the cops to the employee that caused you the frustration. :)

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stephenfranklin 15

sounds to me like you yelled yourself right into that one

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rhcpgurl 18

And you thought screaming obscenities at the top of your lungs wouldn't scare and catch the attention of people within earshot of you?

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WitEluded 13

I'm sure there is someone you don't like at the office that you could tip off the police to

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askullnamedbilly 33

Well, you kind of fit the bill, don't you?

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vikky538 28

Please provide your address. We will deliver a big load of stress balls to you at no cost. Its not a movie dude you shouldn't have done that.

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starile 19

Hmm. Big load of balls. Just what he needs.

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PePziNL 20

31: That was golden, ahahaha. Thank you.

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False_Stupidity 41

Boss comes in later... "What are you doing?" OP: "Just playing with my balls"

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