Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
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Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, I am six months pregnant and have been lactating. When I noticed this and pointed it out to my husband, I jokingly stated that I felt like a cow. He then replied. "Oh, you're not a cow. At most you're just a fat pig." He still has no clue why I'm upset. FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
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Cads1 24
You will loose the baby weight, he will always be a ********.
mattmsk005 8
Did your husband not talk to his father in the last 8 months, because being pregnant is a pretty big thing you usually bring up in conversation?
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Comments (109)
mistress_paz 30
I can't believe your baby's father won't stick up for you FYL
RedPillSucks 33
husband
tchopper1969 16
well when's the last time the father in law saw his own dick cause of his belly. ha
nhbasskid13 23
who said he's even fat?
MandyO 15
That's not an appropriate thing to say even if you weren't pregnant.
frggl_grrl 5
I think the point was that it was ONLY appropriate BECAUSE she was pregnant. The comment was more than likely a joke akin to "swallowed a beachball" and all the other actually funny things people say with affection to pregnant ladies they care about.
thejonac 21
don't mind him he's just being a terrible person, while you're doing something noble by carrying your child and on your way to being a great mother
SkullsRules1 26
Well I'm sure your father-in-law really doesn't want to see his whale grandchild then. Don't apologize, he's a jackass.
sourgirl101 29
This used to be me-- "I'm not fat, I'm pregnant"! *eats 6 donuts and a bag of Cheetos*
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
He could always just have a bad sense of humor
uglyduck24 7
Whale then... He's quite an asshole
warped_executive 16
Damn that sucks. Dw you can get your figure back. He can't get a good attitude !
MissEris 27
He can always get a new attitude. It's just whether or not he wants to.
ApplePie1994 27
I would totally krill him... looks like you have a new anemone.
Steve95401 49
You should be made to walk the plank(ton) for spouting off with such bad puns.
ApplePie1994 27
You've got to be codding me, bad puns? Need I tell you, I'm very shark witted. You're clearly fishing for a fight, but I shall not catch the bait!
Steve95401 49
Quit carping a-trout my post, even though I floundered badly in writing it.
ApplePie1994 27
Fluke off! YOUR post? I'll kick you up the Kraken if you claim ownership over MY post, you fishmongoring scallopywag!