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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2020 01:00

Today, I realized that I'm on the top of not having my drivers license/ state ID (I was submitting my taxes and needed it) I also threw away my brand new passport because I thought it was trash in my boyfriends car. FML

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By starstruck - 20/11/2009 09:36 - France

Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML

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By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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kitkatkelly 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:34

At least you don't have to replace your license? That's a pain...

nuked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:39

Someone is jacking off to your pictures right now.

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kitkatkelly 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:34

At least you don't have to replace your license? That's a pain...

suburashi 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 10:36

yeah, if i had found the wallet i would've taken the license too.

sparxva 12

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:34

Yeah, replacing the license is a bigger pain than the other items. You can replace credit cards with a phone call.

Roflmaaark 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 12:09

you'd take the liscence and if you get caught, it would be obvious as hell? okay then...

pingpongpickle 8

Monday 7 June 2010 5:45

stop complaining op!! you're lucky they left your drivers liscense. god, some people are so ungrateful.

Krennicus 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 0:25

Why was thus downvoted? I've lost my wallet a few times and would have given everything else away just for my license.

8SN0WM4N8 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:35

Wow dude.. that must have sucked..

Vintage_Cola 29

Saturday 11 June 2016 1:40

No shit.

KumoFF7 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:37

YDI for being forgetful

nuked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:39

Someone is jacking off to your pictures right now.

colortherainbowx 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:39

YDI for even putting your wallet on top of the car.

stonerchu 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:41

Why would your wallet be on top of the car anyway?

nick0011 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:44

atleast they were nice enough to leave you your license???

24788 6

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:48

You hopefully put check ID on the back of your credit cards?

dumplings_fml 1

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:49

I second #1

nuked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:51

I third #5

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