Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML
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Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my husband and I finally had the house to ourselves, so we had unusually loud sex. Banging bed, yelling obscenities, super rowdy, etc. I then see my mother-in-law out the window. She had let herself in, dropped off a bag and apparently ran out. Thanksgiving is going to be weird. FML
Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML
Today, I walked in on my wife bouncing up and down on my brother’s lap. She proceeded to throw a tantrum, crying that it was “my fault” for coming home unannounced and ruining everything. She then stormed off into our room. My brother just sheepishly pulled his pants up and left our house. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying, "Next time, I'll call." FML
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saffy66 34
I sure hope you didn’t apologise. And I’d be asking where she got that key.
lukesick1 12
Now you need to get a key for her house and barge in when you like.
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Comments (31)
saffy66 34
I sure hope you didn’t apologise. And I’d be asking where she got that key.
DanielleinDC 33
A lot of people will give family members keys for emergency situations. But "emergency" doesn't mean "come over and visit your son and daughter-in-law without asking and get mad when they're having sex in the privacy of their own home."
julfunky 29
Yes but the OP said “we didn’t know she had.” Which means they didn’t give her an emergency key and therefore I too would like to know how she got that key.
DanielleinDC 33
You're right, and I somehow missed that. It's also possible that the husband gave his mom a key and didn't tell OP.
lukesick1 12
Now you need to get a key for her house and barge in when you like.
BrotherPhil 35
How dare you corrupt her little boy like that?
Bloo2555 22
Change locks stat.
Donut_Wizard 23
There is only one course of action. Build a trapdoor in the front porch!
ChromoTec 24
Mothers-in-law. Need more be said?
Inkoseh 31
Send her a postcard! "Thanks for stopping by! Hope you enjoyed the view!"
RichardPencil 30
Of course it’s your fault that you were ******* on the couch — who else’s fault could it be?
ZoroMiHawk 25
The couch for being there and making it possible.
acmariner99 25
Change your locks ... yesterday
Glowworm56 26
Change the lock upon your door so she can't burst in like a boor!