Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML
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Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML
Today, thanks to my wife’s obsession with expensive foods like chutney, relishes, exotic spices, and preserved foreign vegetables and herbs, I'm literally staring into a fridge full of glass jars, with a door that barely stays closed, and yet has nothing inside suitable to eat for my dinner. FML
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Today my husband got drunk and wrecked the house. And when I say wrecked the house, I mean ripping everything off book shelves, Tearing the ceiling fan out of the wall, Opening the fridge and shoveling everything out. Glass everywhere. etc. and this isn’t the first time. I clean up every time. FML
Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
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Top comments
jacobbeuerlein 7
Why would he put chips in the fridge?
sexyboi1985 27
That's all u ever need ! Good on him.
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Comments (238)
threer 30
At least he cleared it out. Clean fridge!
johbstonjacob 8
During the world cup.... you need your own fridge....
ferntheplant 4
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buckdharma 38
The weekends here, and were gonna drink beer, and sit around the house in our dirty underwear.
tylerd17 3
Oh my, your life must be a disaster right now.
Adam5858 17
Can you blame him.1 time every 4 years
morbid1 2
sounds to me that you require a dedicated refrigerator. if we have to deal with "show towels" in the bathroom and other such kitsch... you can deal with beers on gameday.
wvcheesehead 13
Unusual to see someone in the US refer to soccer as football.
eatmor2 9
Football has the Super Bowl. You're talking about soccer.
Adam5858 17
Make sure to classify American football there is more then 1 football named sports
decado 6
Only in America which believe it or not is in the vast minority - and incidentally wrong in this instance. Everyone else refers to it as football.
Adam5858 17
Gaelic football
MandyT 16
Doesn't seem so bad