Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML
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Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML
Today, thanks to my wife’s obsession with expensive foods like chutney, relishes, exotic spices, and preserved foreign vegetables and herbs, I'm literally staring into a fridge full of glass jars, with a door that barely stays closed, and yet has nothing inside suitable to eat for my dinner. FML
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Today my husband got drunk and wrecked the house. And when I say wrecked the house, I mean ripping everything off book shelves, Tearing the ceiling fan out of the wall, Opening the fridge and shoveling everything out. Glass everywhere. etc. and this isn’t the first time. I clean up every time. FML
Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
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jacobbeuerlein 7
Why would he put chips in the fridge?
sexyboi1985 27
That's all u ever need ! Good on him.
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Comments (238)
pjsr 33
Goooooooooaaaaaaaallllllll!!!!!
Neesalun 20
Well...at least when it's over you'll have everything new. You won't have to wonder how old this or that is.
WCARlover 35
Chips in the fridge? Does he also put ice cream in the pantry?
baconbacon69 12
THANK YOU I was hoping someone else noticed this
ItsAUnicorn 27
I don't know if it's something american or not, but since when do chips belong in the fridge?
usnwife 18
I've never heard of chips in the fridge, maybe they meant dip for the chips? And I doubt this is American, or they probably would have said soccer instead of football... we're weird like that over here :)
emily4040 18
#47 They are obviously American since they spelled fútbol football.
raphanne_fml 33
#47 Well, OP lives in the US and can speak French, because the FML appeared first on the French version of FML. It was then translated into English by the FML staff who are European. That might explain why it's written "football" and not "soccer", since that's the word we use in Europe.
tj4234 36
That might be the reason why OP wrote 'chips'. In America, chips are different to chips in Europe. Chips in Europe are what Americans call fries. It's not likely, as it is not a common foodstuff to eat whilst watching football, but it's a possibility.
raphanne_fml 33
#67 That's only in the UK and Ireland though. In most of continental Europe, "chips" are the same thing as in America. We say "chips" in French, not "crisps" like in the European English speaking countries.
tj4234 36
oh really? Perhaps the translator is British then? Are any of the staff from the UK?
raphanne_fml 33
Alan is English. The rest of the staff is French, I think. But in general, they just translate it from French to American English. Although, I just checked in the French version of this FML, and it's not "chips", it's actually salami. So all this debate is for nothing haha. *facekeyboards*
usnwife 18
haha, well, I guess we can all agree that a fridge full of beer is okay, and the rest of the FML is irrelevent and lost in translation?!
J3R3MYY 14
That's what I call true preparation
ferntheplant 4
Wait, he put chips in the fridge?
mcleod 17
Priorities
foreverhappy98 10
That man has his priorities straight!
SuperJay2806 13
And that's how the fridge should look!
peoneveryone 10
I don't see the problem.