Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML
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Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML
Today, thanks to my wife’s obsession with expensive foods like chutney, relishes, exotic spices, and preserved foreign vegetables and herbs, I'm literally staring into a fridge full of glass jars, with a door that barely stays closed, and yet has nothing inside suitable to eat for my dinner. FML
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Today my husband got drunk and wrecked the house. And when I say wrecked the house, I mean ripping everything off book shelves, Tearing the ceiling fan out of the wall, Opening the fridge and shoveling everything out. Glass everywhere. etc. and this isn’t the first time. I clean up every time. FML
Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
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jacobbeuerlein 7
Why would he put chips in the fridge?
sexyboi1985 27
That's all u ever need ! Good on him.
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Comments (238)
scorpia95 5
Get him a mini fridge
iboard555 16
Ready for the festivities id say!
Brody_Generico 7
Here's how u solve this issue: you buy a second fridge and fill it with beer also
profligatesoul 18
Wait. Chips in the fridge!?!? Is he insane? Who does that ?
raphanne_fml 33
I like how this FML was written by someone living in the US but published first on the French version of FML, to finally be translated into English and appear on FML. It kind of feels like it's the equivalent of going from NY to Boston passing by Paris.
SargeDenton 2
*soccer
ostfaiz 18
this is 'soccer fever'
winchestinalock 21
see it this way, you don't have to cook! take a break and enjoy the game :P
XUDT72 24
This is America, it's called soccer, and no one watches it. 'MURICA!
tj4234 36
it's translated from French, where it is called football. Which is also a valid English word and probably the more common name for it anyway. Why change it?
infamousgamer 3
Chips in the fridge?