Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, my husband offered to do the weekly grocery shopping. Because he has never done the shopping before, I made him a list of what we needed and other optional foods to give him an idea of what to get. He came back with a week's worth of ramen noodles and 2 litres of soda. FML
Today, thanks to my wife’s obsession with expensive foods like chutney, relishes, exotic spices, and preserved foreign vegetables and herbs, I'm literally staring into a fridge full of glass jars, with a door that barely stays closed, and yet has nothing inside suitable to eat for my dinner. FML
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Today my husband got drunk and wrecked the house. And when I say wrecked the house, I mean ripping everything off book shelves, Tearing the ceiling fan out of the wall, Opening the fridge and shoveling everything out. Glass everywhere. etc. and this isn’t the first time. I clean up every time. FML
Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
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Top comments
jacobbeuerlein 7
Why would he put chips in the fridge?
sexyboi1985 27
That's all u ever need ! Good on him.
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Comments (238)
Nikki_26122 3
I see who wears the pants. You should stick up for your fridge and tell him he can't do that... Get a mini fridge. Hahaha
Andatop 16
Who puts chips in the fridge
Zman158158 6
That man knows where it's at
dragon40 1
Ok just reorganize the fridge the way you want it
nikolina_fml 10
It's all about the World Cup until July 13th my friend!!!! Simply enjoy it :)
ShayMarie99 15
Your husband knows what's up.
Tawnkat 13
Why chips? You should crunch them all into tiny pieces.
sacrosanct2 23
absolute beauty
metheonlyb 17
I only saw ****. And you get an upvote for the ****.
xaru 21
I read that 12 times and I still can't understand what's wrong.
Steephx0 23
OP may have just said the chips were in the fridge as well to keep the FML short. No one likes a paragraph long story
Demonyx 6
If it's shorter than a paragraph, I don't think it would count as a story