Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML
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rg350dx
| 29
Guess he'd rather work on his hotrod than get hot with his rod
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EpicSquishii
| 21
43- Lighten the fuck up, you stupid penguin.
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mellingeramber
| 13
Hmmm. It sounds to me like somebody's about to be in the dog house :p
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ThatPlankton
| 15
It sounds to me like someone's going to be in the garage tonight, actually.
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subiedude08
| 17
Exactly #44
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Otherhats
| 20
Cars can sometimes be life long dreams... So I am not shocked.
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twaumat
| 28
Men and their hobbies...
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xInwex
| 12
Men rejecting sex? IMPOSSIBRU
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ry24
| 12
It all depends on the car
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Zebediabolical
| 37
Someone already said what I was going to. (edit)
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ironichalibut
| 24
I've wanted to say or do this in the edit period after I post quickly too, someone before them made a similar comment. Usually I quickly type something stupid on the end, with horrible results to my grammar or spelling.
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jelly713
| 19
Give him a piece of his own medicine & just do the same thing back.
"Sorry, I have to _____ & you're a distraction."
"Sorry, I have to _____ & you're a distraction."
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EggsinaBasket
| 9
headache
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lincolnick4
| 19
No man in their right mind would neglect their woman, just so he could build his car...
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Zomg_Okay
| 26
He doesn't want to have sex at the present time. That's hardly neglect.
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SWC_Penguin
| 17
Rejecting your wife for several months for a hobby certainly is neglect.
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Michael_92
| 20
Lots of assumptions here. This may have been a 1 time thing where he wasn't in the mood. Depending on what he is doing with the car its very understandable as most of it is hard work and you won't wanna be tired.
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robotiick7
| 23
That's sexist and sometimes we don't want sex! Ever thought of that? We want to do other things than have sex all the time
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tuxedoandex
| 28
because men aren't anything but talking sex toys, they can't think for themselves or do what they want, nope
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dr_snow_bear
| 29
A women will make you weak in the knees Rocky!
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twaumat
| 28
a woman*
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suicidehacker21
| 8
Take that as a complement cause after he makes his car then he will do it. Sex is not a one time thing so chill
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RAUHWeltBegriff
| 9
Youre a dumbass
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suicidehacker21
| 8
And what are you
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kaedynsmom0325
| 13
Next time he wants to have sex say I'm saving my energy to cook breakfast in the morning..
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chanellgymnast
| 17
WHAT? HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?
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SomeRandomGuy15
| 18
Husband: Sorry, honey, not tonight. I have to save my energy to make my custom car and you're a distraction.
Something like that?
Something like that?
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perdix
| 29
#13, Translation: "You've packed on 70 pounds and I'm banging my secretary."
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Catkam623
| 27
He could be a fear head most of us are single because our cars are the most important things in our life:)
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perdix
| 29
#38, for all that is good and holy, I hope you meant "gear head." "Fear heads" are afraid of cars and driving and vaginas, and not only are they chronically single, they are rarely seen in public.
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Catkam623
| 27
... Im a dumbass! Not sure how I failed to notice that after retreading 7 times but thanks perdix.