Love: Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants...

By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 13:38 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML

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dccomics94 12

Wednesday 19 November 2014 23:23

I hate to tell you, but I think your husband is either gay or insane. My condolences.

imperial_zr 3

Thursday 15 October 2015 11:33

BECAUSE RACECAR

fullerkate3 17

Sunday 4 September 2016 7:09

He needs to man the **** up

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