Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
Today, I told my husband that I didn't feel like sex. He said, "Funny, I didn't feel like driving to the store for your milkshake earlier, or digging up the flowerbed, or deep cleaning your car, but I did all that to make you happy. Don't I deserve a little reciprocation?" Jesus Christ, I married an asshole. FML
Today, my husband yet again procrastinated on a project for so long, that he now has to work during the weekend. When I asked whether or not we could still spend some free time together, he started ranting about how I ruin his career. He seriously thinks it's about us and not his horrible planning skills. FML
Today, my husband was working from home, so I asked him to clean the living room and basement. He started yelling about how he needs to focus and that I can't be "constantly distracting him." Sorry for expecting you to care for the space you live in, dick. FML
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, my husband called and said he couldn’t make it home tonight from a party, because his car's battery had died and his friends didn’t have any jumper cables. When I offered to pick him up, he adamantly declined. I offered an Uber. Again, declined, and he got pissed, saying, “Stop worrying so much!” and hung up on me. FML
Today, I'm exhausted and sore from a long night of pulling semis out of the snow. My wife is pissed because I want to sleep, instead of be with her. Every time I drift off, she starts doing things like loudly unloading the dishwasher or standing by our bedroom door talking loudly on the phone. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I was trying to put my kids to bed but my husband kept riling them up with yelling, wrestling, etc. By the time we actually got them to bed I was exhausted. His ass had the nerve to throw a fit because I was too tired for sex. Why does he think I was trying to get them to sleep?! FML
Today, was my first day off in almost a month. My husband and I spent all morning arguing, then he left to his job saying he wouldn't be back tonight. Apparently I'm being neglectful because I don't have the energy for sex after being the only one working full time, cooking, cleaning, and running errands. FML
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rg350dx 29
Guess he'd rather work on his hotrod than get hot with his rod
EpicSquishii 21
43- Lighten the **** up, you stupid penguin.
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Comments (112)
DjMonroe95 11
Being a car enthusiast, I understand where he's coming from, however, very sorry OP
lucyy123 14
He said you're a distraction! Isn't that good? He's distracted by you meaning he'll want you and won't be able to work..
DazedSiren 5
Aren't we all :p us sexy ladies
Wimoweh 10
No. It's never the end. Neverending Story FTW.
robotiick7 23
I hate the 2 way stereotype. If men want sex and the women aren't in the mood, yet if its visa versa men are shamed upon
MooseKnuckle5150 13
It's funny that this gets so many comments about what kind of guy says no to sex. Any guy here that's ever dragged home a project car to work on has heard all kinds of ******* nagging, bitching and whining about it. "I can't believe you bought that" "I can't believe you wasting your money on that pile of crap" and so on. OP doesn't go on to say how many times she's used those same lines "saving my energy" or "stop distracting me" when he wanted a piece. My guess is there was some kind of argument, she felt guilty later and wanted to make it up to him and he was still bent used her own words against her. Who knows how long he's been working on it? Maybe the engine just came back from the machine shop and he's got a day planned to put it in and fire it up. OP might just be pouring that she, for one night can't hold the ****** hostage over him...
MooseKnuckle5150 13
Pouting*
deadpool86 7
Well said sir, women tend to figure out real early the velvet ring is the one ring too rule them all, and married men take the brunt of such mind control forces such as a piece of homemade pie
Kk_Waylen24 21
Car over sex? What!?
muffinkitty 15
^ I know it sounds "crazy" but what if the guy simply isn't in the mood? Honestly if I got rejected all the time cause of "headaches " I'd probably deny her sometimes too.
davincidasecond 24
I'm sure if you demonstrated your proficiency with the stick-shift he would reconsider. :)
PUSSYFACE 13
Energy wasted no work done.