Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
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Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34
... Just buy him the chocolate, then ground him.
Psych101 9
Someone needs to grow up a little... Seriously, OP. Grow up and buy him the chocolate bar.
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Comments (187)
ebonyirony 29
Give the man some chocolate.
kimg0885 23
Hungry? Grab a snickers. He needs a snickers damn it!
MrRayBans 8
Forget getting chocolate when you have your period then. That is, if you didn't buy him the chocolate.
Enslaved 38
He has to ask you for permission to get a $.75 candy? Sounds like you're a control freak. Does he have to raise his hand and ask if he could use the restroom too?
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Maybe he didn't have any money on himself, and he was told by his doctor that he couldn't have any kind of sugary foods for whatever reason.
Enslaved 38
If she's looking out for his health that's one thing. . maybe. I didn't get that expression when I first read the FML. I just don't see what the big deal with getting a treat he can snack on while he's loading up the car with groceries. I just find it hard to believe that the OP, didn't purchase some type of "feel good food" for herself. Whether it's chips, soda, ice-cream etc. . . And then denies a her husband something so simple. Don't get me wrong, the tantrum is uncalled for but it shouldn't have come to that in the first place.
flutter4 7
Exactly. She would have thrown a tantrum if he would have bought it anyways
carminecris89 13
62 I have met some women who are not only very controlling about what they eat, but what everyone else in the house eats. I think it's very believable she didn't get herself something but it's still really petty to not let him have a candy bar, especially if he made the money. I feel bad for the husband, not only can he not even buy himself something as trivial as a candy bar, but his wife acts like he has a serious problem. She seems controlling and condescending.
Shrike 24
Or, OR... you could take the FML at face value and stop making stuff up off the top of your head just so you can feel all high and mighty by criticizing the OP. Just a thought! The FML says she didn't buy him a chocolate bar. The only reasonable interpretation is he wanted her to buy him one out of her own money. The only thing you can reasonably do is call her a cheapskate, not accuse her of being controlling or that it wasn't her money to begin with.
Enslaved 38
FML leaves us with just enough info so that we could interpret things we see fix. That what's great about the site. Don't deny me that pleasure! Saying that, I will also say many married couples do combine their money. I know plenty of guys that work their asses off and deposits their "entire paycheck" to direct deposit. The wife probably was the one holding the debt card when paying for groceries. It doesn't mean it wasn't still some of his money too. :P
YoungMisfit 9
Heartless bitch...
Talkryz 7
WTF how old is he? 7?? He needs to grow up..
BadKitty14 7
Ahhh, kindergarten romance
YoungMisfit 9
Heartless bitch
outsider_forlife 0
And he can't get it himself because...??
BUMFLUFF89 4
Id buy it and tell him he wasn't allowed it until he ate all of his dinner lol
amber1578 9
I think I agree....LOL!