Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
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Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34
... Just buy him the chocolate, then ground him.
Psych101 9
Someone needs to grow up a little... Seriously, OP. Grow up and buy him the chocolate bar.
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Comments (187)
ebonyirony 29
Chocolate rainnnnnn :)
effarigdechterw 6
KIMMY LOOK AT ME
katie887 2
That's cute.
flutter4 7
How come you decide what he eats?
Shrike 24
Cause it's her money and based on his childish behavior, he needs a lot of supervision anyway.
flutter4 7
How do you know it's her money? A lot of married people share money.
Shrike 24
If it was from a shared account, there wouldn't have been an FML posted, because he would've bought it himself. Either way, he sounds like a five-year-old.
glittercookies 12
She can't buy the man she married a cheap little chocolate bar?
Shrike 24
Apparently not. That makes her a tightwad, not a gold-digger or over-controlling. But being a tightwad isn't justification for the guy publicly throwing a temper tantrum like a little kid.
NothingsEasy 4
........
coderedninja 6
I'm sorry OP... I hope he feels better.
exitdecay 6
he's your husband not your child.
bandit5523 2
Temper tantrum..... Shoot I would have divorced your ass for chocolate. You're lucky he didn't turn into Joe Pesci then he would have really let you have it.
BoratSagdiyev 2
Maybe you should have bought him a chocolate bar instead of being a ****.
Natalle11 6
Oh what's a $1.29?