Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
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Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34
... Just buy him the chocolate, then ground him.
Psych101 9
Someone needs to grow up a little... Seriously, OP. Grow up and buy him the chocolate bar.
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Comments (187)
blair_x 12
It's just chocolate, not a gun. Talk about making something out of nothing, OP.
ellytoad 13
Nice job, now people are picturing your husband stamping his feet and screaming like a child, which I doubt he was doing. Are you perhaps one of those people who orders a person to calm down the moment they respond to you with even a hint of impatience?
KingCeltic77 18
Sounds like a bad boy needs a spanking.
GutterMouth75 1
I would have just grabbed the damn candy bar and put in on the belt and not said a word.
kitsune3 20
That's a bit odd, but I feel compelled to bring up the fact that no man ever entirely grows up. Every one of them, no matter how sophisticated or seemingly mature, has a little boy inside him who's just dying to come out.
Neongreenme 8
Buy him the damn chocolate! Does he work? If yes buy the damn thing, he most likely threw a fit because you said no over a $1.00 candy bar.
hoper423 3
Sounds like my husband fml
gthum 10
He's an adult, he can have a chocolate bar if he wants. I would be mad too. It sounds like this was the last straw in a long chained you being really controlling and annoying to him. He's not your child, he's your husband.
sandrocampa 2
That's what you get for dating a tool
buca100 4
Honestly, I'd be pissed too. I mean, he's a grown man. He can decide when he wants to buy himself some chocolate. It's not up to you to make specific rules for him. Marriage is about equality. Just saying.