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By I'm my husband's second mom - 03/11/2015 07:14 - United States - Dickson

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML

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By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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Don't yuck peoples' yum

By I hate him - 06/10/2025 15:00

Today, my husband bought a Pokémon game and started playing it in bed. It's like I'm married to an eight year-old boy. Why can't I have a normal man, who reads books or even plays normal games for an adult? I can barely look at him without feeling ashamed for settling with such an overgrown child. FML

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Sick

By Nicky - 31/03/2026 03:00

Today, my husband was sick so we ordered out and watched a baseball game. He dozed while I did chores and listened. Near the end of the game, I sat down with my phone to look at pics of the protests. He told me to put my phone down. He was furious. I "don't respect him" and I "make him feel small in our marriage." FML

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By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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Cold dish for dinner

By Zia - 25/03/2026 20:00

Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 15:00

Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML

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Caution flag

By Punishment is coming - 23/04/2026 00:00 - The Netherlands

Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - 08/06/2025 21:00

Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML

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ohjoy15 33

Tuesday 3 November 2015 18:53

Pokémon is serious business... get it together OP.

leggo17 3

Tuesday 3 November 2015 18:55

Well push the buttons right! Dang you don't want Charizard to get destroyed when magickarp used splash! Gosh...

Comments

tyler_the_asiann 16

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:12

I don't blame him, Pokemon button pressing is the foundational basis for a successful marriage.

LadyLuck93 20

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:24

LOL

vikky538 28

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:38

Pokemon is a serious game

BeardedLondoner 24

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:52

Why marry a loser who still plays Pokemon? You deserve it. You should re-think your life

uchihadesendent 14

Tuesday 3 November 2015 19:55

I play Pokémon but I wouldn't storm out of the house over something like that.

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 3 November 2015 23:29

Neither would I but I wouldn't let anyone else play on my file anyways so it avoids the issue entirely.

hasimhaque 9

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:02

priorities. Pokemon is one

hektek 11

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:08

That's what you get for marrying a 10 year old!

tigerzroze 16

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:14

I just hope you didn't make him lose a Legendary . . .

fakedsincerity 32

Wednesday 4 November 2015 1:17

That would be divorce worthy.

ham_spam 17

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:20

Yes number 32 gets it

Richard6036 13

Tuesday 3 November 2015 20:37

Did you marry a boy or a man?

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