Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
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Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, my husband bought a Pokémon game and started playing it in bed. It's like I'm married to an eight year-old boy. Why can't I have a normal man, who reads books or even plays normal games for an adult? I can barely look at him without feeling ashamed for settling with such an overgrown child. FML
Today, my husband was sick so we ordered out and watched a baseball game. He dozed while I did chores and listened. Near the end of the game, I sat down with my phone to look at pics of the protests. He told me to put my phone down. He was furious. I "don't respect him" and I "make him feel small in our marriage." FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, my husband and son ganged up on me in a game of Mario Kart. I threw the game down and stormed off. The last thing I saw was them high-fiving and yelling "RAGE QUIT" and laughing hysterically. They will both suffer for this. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
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Top comments
ohjoy15 33
Pokémon is serious business... get it together OP.
leggo17 3
Well push the buttons right! Dang you don't want Charizard to get destroyed when magickarp used splash! Gosh...
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Comments (79)
tyler_the_asiann 16
I don't blame him, Pokemon button pressing is the foundational basis for a successful marriage.
LadyLuck93 20
LOL
vikky538 28
Pokemon is a serious game
BeardedLondoner 24
Why marry a loser who still plays Pokemon? You deserve it. You should re-think your life
uchihadesendent 14
I play Pokémon but I wouldn't storm out of the house over something like that.
Lalala579121 27
Neither would I but I wouldn't let anyone else play on my file anyways so it avoids the issue entirely.
hasimhaque 9
priorities. Pokemon is one
hektek 11
That's what you get for marrying a 10 year old!
tigerzroze 16
I just hope you didn't make him lose a Legendary . . .
fakedsincerity 32
That would be divorce worthy.
ham_spam 17
Yes number 32 gets it
Richard6036 13
Did you marry a boy or a man?