Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - 08/06/2025 21:00

Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
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DLBL 20

You threatened to break up with him? Pretty obvious he already broke up with you! He blocked you from the home! Get a clue; you can do better than this guy.

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juggalo2 21

Since the diary doesn't say "ex-" I can only say YDI.

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stickyface 16

Why are you mad? He met your demands exactly.

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juggalo2 21

Since the diary doesn't say "ex-" I can only say YDI.

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DLBL 20

You threatened to break up with him? Pretty obvious he already broke up with you! He blocked you from the home! Get a clue; you can do better than this guy.

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FluffythePink 23

You can do way better than an immature arse who would rather game than adult. Go find yourself someone who actually understands that play time happens AFTER you've finished whatever crap you have to do. And also someone who can actually communicate in an adult fashion.

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WardenWolf 26

You clearly don't understand men, then. This type of thing is very important to men.

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