Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
jgtrflynn tells us more.
My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)
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Q10 5
... How was the cake?
ironichalibut 24
Was the cake a lie?.. The cake is usually a lie..
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Isa_fml 20
Ya know, I can't help but think that she (aunt) should have expected something like that. I mean, you'd been separated for a year and a half, right? Jeez.
i2FML 3
Of all the places, why choose the bedroom to hide
jgtrflynn 9
My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)
MissMustard 20
Thanks for the clarification, OP! Your aunt sounds far less creepy now. What are the chances of her getting locked in..!
Melix 31
Hey, at least something good came out of it ;)
Mookiisfabulous 15
I can image what she feels like the whole time... Oh boy... A memory that will last forever.
wilsontws 18
not too bad eh? ;)
Rawr6591 21
love your picture :) happy your hubby is home
Gamecast20 5
Just wanted to say thankyou for your husbands service for our country its greatly appreciated and enjoy your time with him
Omniprism 15
Wtf. Why in the hell is she in your house and in the effing closet.
sknabc123 8
Your aunt, is creepy or dumb. She should have known what you guys would be doing when he returned. No sweat op, your aunts the one at fault
oh_lordy_me 18
Well, she did kind of deserve it...
marinewife519 12
So great that your husband came home!! Kind of odd that your aunt was hiding in the closet, how did she get inside your house ?
neonstarr 15
Sex and cake! That's a good day.
asherm 15
She needs to call first next time, or set it up with you before hand. She should have known you two would need some time for lovin' ASAP. Glad your hubby's home!!
skinny_treats 6
why the closet? what did she think you WOULDN'T be doing in your bedroom?