Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
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My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)
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Q10 5
... How was the cake?
ironichalibut 24
Was the cake a lie?.. The cake is usually a lie..
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Comments (226)
inolongercare 19
More like f*** your aunts life
valwojazz 11
She should have called before to at least let YOU know. And how did she get into the house? I would be more worried about my violation of privacy.
minidrone_fml 11
Let auntie out of the closet !
tenac71 6
that's her own fault
yzzami 17
At least she didnt jump out and ask to join in
duckit 0
Yeah, her fault. She should know after that long what's going to happen
Xotoolyxo 16
At least the sex was good, your aunt will get over it (;
myoukei 31
Just had sex cake?
Seroster 7
Lol, she deserved it =P
underthesea12 24
Let that creepy woman out of the closet for good!