Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
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My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)
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Q10 5
... How was the cake?
ironichalibut 24
Was the cake a lie?.. The cake is usually a lie..
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Comments (226)
mpkpm 19
Where's the she deserved it button?
Tymaster5 22
When I read this I was afraid he may have confessed cheating. You know how men are like specially in 18 months.
badminton 14
People like him are uncommon. He stayed true to you OP. Cherish him.
challan 19
Fyi they don't really have the opportunity to cheat during deployment. It's usually the spouse. This OP loves her husband.
Ellae_fml 7
that will teach her! :)
crjmc13 6
She was in your bedroom closet to surprise you?... That seems a little strange to me.
brand2017 9
Thanksgiving is gunna be interesting eh?
timss4 19
18 months? I thought we only do 9 month deployments now regardless of branch???
rosenkrieger223 24
some volunteer to do double back to back deployments.
jopey 3
Wow....that was definitely her fault :/
kpc2424 13
Wait she said "cake"?? ohhh I thought she said "camera"!
TiffGreen 11
and that is why you shouldn't give people keys to your house... why was she in the closet? She should have been in the living room or kitchen to surprise you guys.
meherm 11
Who the hell hides in a closet with a cake?! Usually you hide behind the sofa with the cake in the kitchen then jump out as soon as they enter.