Today, I was expecting two packages containing tools, but only one arrived. Interestingly, it was NOT the one where I had paid extra – for the first time ever – to guarantee delivery today. Now I have a set of bits and no ratchet to turn them. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I finally got a package for some pieces that my model kit was missing after I had contacted customer services about the problem. The package was still missing a piece. FML
Today, I was expecting new computer parts so I can upgrade my hardware. I was hoping they would get here before I had to leave for work, but they showed up half an hour after my shift started. Now I have $700 worth of computer hardware sitting on my porch for my whole shift. FML
Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML
Today, I received some new snow boots I had ordered online. When I opened the package there was only one boot in the box. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I had to go to the local UPS store to sign for a package with providing I.D. shipped to me. I had no idea who had sent the package. After signing for the package, I opened it and saw that I had signed for an empty package. I actually paid for nothing. FML
Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML
Today, someone stole a package off my doorstep. Too bad, it was the video doorbell to prevent my packages from being stolen. FML
Today, I went to the pickup location where the email from Amazon said my package was, but they didn't have it. Through order tracking, I then found out that it has been delivered to the wrong location, on the other side of town. This has happened twice in a row now. FML
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RichardPencil 32
That's so ratchet. You're screwed (or bolted, depending on the nuts.) Maybe you are cursed with a hex. Like these puns? Socket to me!
kfchicken 31
well if op payed for a guarantee then they're getting a refund so it definitely could be worse. he'll Amazon has given me free things because of their deliver by guarantee.
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RichardPencil 32
That's so ratchet. You're screwed (or bolted, depending on the nuts.) Maybe you are cursed with a hex. Like these puns? Socket to me!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And this is why I despise the post office. The more money they get (in this case, the extra money you paid for shipping), the worse their service is.
kfchicken 31
well if op payed for a guarantee then they're getting a refund so it definitely could be worse. he'll Amazon has given me free things because of their deliver by guarantee.