Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
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My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)
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Q10 5
... How was the cake?
ironichalibut 24
Was the cake a lie?.. The cake is usually a lie..
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Comments (226)
NicaLovesDisney 17
Seriously, how did she get in the house? O.o
panicxgirl 12
She should have known better. Everyone has sex as soon as they are reunited with their significant other.
Samus25 5
Why would any mark you deserve it? It's not like u check your closet for relatives before had adult time
Obey_StudBoii 23
Cake and sex? A deal breaker.
mzdaisylynn 12
How did she get in your house without you knowing?
jaguar45b 7
Who does that???
MilkyFilmz 26
Atleast she wasnt masturbating to it? I hope not
Memen88 16
What a dumb Aunt! You really would hide in their closet when he got home from deployment?! We all know what they wanna do!
notjanedoe 27
Oh boy. This would have been a LOT less awkward if she had come out of the closet before the action progressed too far. To wait until it's over is just...
candy29 10
What was she even waiting for? "oh they're kissing and hugging I'll just wait." That's when she should have realized what was going to happen and came out of the closet.