By kriseliz - United States - Aurora
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to borrow my laundry room key. He was bare-ass naked. When I refused to open the door, he tried to break it down. I had to call the police before he would leave. FML
kriseliz tells us more :
OP here. Dude was obviously on drugs, incoherent, and, again, naked. When the police arrived, they found his clothes in a pile outside of my door, along with a crack pipe. I was with my disabled mother, and I was not opening that door.
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  Pwn17  |  25

Ok, I don't know why you're trying to pick a fight with me, but first off, I said that that I hate mainstream pop, not all pop. Secondly, pop punk is a genre that, yes, fuses two very different genres, but does exist, and I like it. Examples include Blink 182, Sum 41, Man Overboard, etc. Lastly, the guy should have had a towel wrapped around him, yet he didn't, and obviously wasn't embarrassed. You don't need to be an asshole.

  ironichalibut  |  24

Punk = the EXACT opposite of pop. That is why it is a logical absurdity to me, and why that "genre" falls into ridicule in my opinion. You can NOT be punk (fighting against the mainstream of society) while being "pop" (POP-ular), in any logical sense.

  Pwn17  |  25

This shouldn't even need a discussion! Pop punk exists. You can bitch and moan about it (trust me, people always do), but the fact is that bands such as the ones I stated before play it, so there's no point in complaining. Pop did originally stand for popular, but the meaning has changed. Plenty of people make standalone pop songs that no one ever hears about. By your logic, Metallica is pretty popular, so they must play pop music right? Didn't think so. It's not even the most polar opposite punk genre. Did you know that there's Christian punk? Pretty absurd, I don't really know why it exists, but it does. Just because a genre seems strange to you does not mean it doesn't exist.

  RoseFox0029  |  22

15. All pop music is is music with a simple melody, and a theme that is made to appeal to a wide variety of people. (Usually love.) not only can pop-punk exist, it does exist. And anyway. What the hell does 12's comment have to do with their taste in a completely legitimate musical genre?

  lulubelles  |  33

#14 I just read YOUR bio, funny how one of your pet peeves on FML is people who are here just to be a jerk!

First you mock one of his comments then his music taste? Leave him alone, he's done nothing to you.

  gntfmlingnow  |  12

Or, much cheaper, just a chain for the door (it's damn near impossible to break doors down with those things on them. Even police officers with battering rams struggle at it) and some window bars

  OscarDV  |  8

Am I the only one that can piece this together? If he has no clothes or a laundry key, I'm sure its in the laundry room. As for him being naked, he probably didn't want to wear his dirty clothes if he just showered.

  BellaBelle_fml  |  23

#39, It's one thing to strip down to your birthday suit and walk around in the privacy of your own home like that while doing your wash. But who would do that when they have to use the apartment's laundry room that everyone shares? Most people would have had some clothes reserved for laundry day. Or made sure that their first load of wash contained clothing that they could wear while doing the rest of their laundry so that they would be able to ensure that all of their clothing gets washed.