By notinterested - 13/09/2011 10:11 - United States

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Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
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sciencekidster1 8

"Sorry, my mom told me not to put small objects in my mouth. I could choke."

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ChronicMbates 1

I tell my significant other this as well and she laughs about it and does it

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Badkittyinwa 2

I feel for you....that's the exact mood killer shit my crappy lover man says. To think I had a kid with this guy. It's ok when your drunk, or stoned but sober.....it's ******* lame.

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redrose037 3

Don't worry. Happens to me too. Don't think they realize how frustrating it is.

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DarthVader77 9

At least, there is no way to misunderstand him. ;)

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sonnyrosa 32

HAHA... do all husbands do this at some point? This sounds very familiar. Mine leans in to kiss and nibble my ear and seductively whispers "you should touch it"... so romantic.

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