Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has had name ideas for his future son and daughter even before I met him, but so have I. He disregards my ideas and suggestions, and is hell bent on giving our kids names because he likes "the way they sound." 'Hippopotamus' sounds good, but who’d name their kids that? FML
Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
Today, me and my husband are having our first big marital argument. Our baby still doesn’t have a name, all because I want to call her a normal name and he wants to call her some obscure name from an anime he really likes. I’ve never seen him this stubborn about anything this stupid. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I learned that the hardest part of marrying a historian is choosing baby names. His top choices derive from two Roman magistrates, two abbesses, a tenth-century author, and an obscure Greek official. I already let him name our pug, for whom he chose the name "Tertullianus." FML
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finn_fml 0
i dont get the "i name one kid, you name the other" mentality. why dont you just work together to find a name you both like?
Shiniku 0
"Make-believe cartoon character"?! Whoa whoa whoa, you've gone too far, there. Besides, it's a totally cool name, you must admit.
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musicislife_fml 0
....If you really do name the kid that, you're setting him up for failure. Seriously, that kid's going to have one hell of a life with a name like that
_anonymoose_ 0
i think you should have decided that you both have to mutually approve of the names for all your children. but i actually like the name kratos, not only is it the name of a greek god but i think it sounds cool and its a unique name. could be WAY worse
TickettoRide_fml 0
I think that's actually a pretty cool name, to be honest. If I have a boy I wanna name him Renior, after my favorite artist...
Mr_Positive 3
Wow, your husband really doesn't take this as seriously as this should be taken. Although that's a cool name, who cares if some cartoon character was named that - this name will make your child pretty unique in a really good way!!
sexyx0sandyyy 0
lmfaoooo thats sickk.
W33nie 0
Your son will be BALLIN
Terios_fml 0
I signed up JUST because of this FML. That name is amazing. ******* keep it. It's not like he named him Submarine sandwich or something. Embrace that shit.
Terios_fml 0
I signed up just to comment on this one. That name is AWESOME. You need to keep it. It's not like he named him Xenu or something. Kratos is fairly acceptable and it's Bada**.
AAAcheetahgrl 0
#35- LIAR. that is a Dane Cook joke. yea, all yall that said that you knew someone who wanted to name their kid Optimus Prime are all joke stealers.
Red599 0
My boyfriend and I are talking about getting married and having kids. He wants to name our kid Auron from Final Fantasy. I like the name... hate where its from.