Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
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Today, my boyfriend has had name ideas for his future son and daughter even before I met him, but so have I. He disregards my ideas and suggestions, and is hell bent on giving our kids names because he likes "the way they sound." 'Hippopotamus' sounds good, but who’d name their kids that? FML
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finn_fml 0
i dont get the "i name one kid, you name the other" mentality. why dont you just work together to find a name you both like?
Shiniku 0
"Make-believe cartoon character"?! Whoa whoa whoa, you've gone too far, there. Besides, it's a totally cool name, you must admit.
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Unique_Not_Weird 0
Kratos is a pretty badass name, in my own opinion. If I were a guy, I'd rather have a name like Kratos than a really common name where you always have to have the last name to know which one you're talking about. -.- And it's also the name of a great Tales of Symphonia character, so... xD
DarkestSaint 5
honestly its not a bad name even though its from a game and is a greek god but also im not sure if i remember but didnt kratos eat all his children except Zeus who then defeated kratos? ya i got off topic well ya Kratos is a cool name but couldnt he find a less common name well ya all i could say is FYL for bitchin about a great name on this website honestly
hbkfitz2 0
are you kidding what is with this whole what about a job like come on could u imagine the vp of a company named kratos no other company would dare **** with the or hed pull out the blades of kaos and slice there ass to bits and tht would be and awesome Halloween costume when hes 7
H1ckey 0
Kratos is a greek god from Odyssey and its not that bat u can just name him Cratos
geiger49er 0
side note, God of War is an awesome game.
ILoveJace01 0
No. No way. Even if you named the daughter, Kratos is completely...no. I would never let that happen. Kratos? Omg.
DisturbedOne 0
whas wrong with that name?? its kind of cool, and he is a really strong bad ass guy... who does have major flaws yes, but still... hes really cool
lolacaust 0
GOW FTW! Your son will thank you one day
courtgirl263 0
SHIT! NONONO DONT LET HIM! CHANGE IT NOW!
chachacha_fml 0
he doesnt HAVE to be named that.