Best Baby Names of 2021

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 05:02

Today, my boyfriend has had name ideas for his future son and daughter even before I met him, but so have I. He disregards my ideas and suggestions, and is hell bent on giving our kids names because he likes "the way they sound." 'Hippopotamus' sounds good, but who’d name their kids that? FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Your boyfriend needs to take your kid's future into account. Not only will they be constantly teased at school for being called Hippopotamus, or Hippo for short, but what employer is going to take a resumé from "Hippopotamus Jones" seriously? They'd look at it, and either consider it some lame attempt at a prank, or a mistake your kid should have corrected, then it'd be thrown in the trash. Maybe meet halfway, and call the kid "Harpo". Everyone loves the Marx Brothers.

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MidnaLink 33

I'm trying to be as nice as possible when I say this... nope can't do it! Is he ******* insane?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Your boyfriend needs to take your kid's future into account. Not only will they be constantly teased at school for being called Hippopotamus, or Hippo for short, but what employer is going to take a resumé from "Hippopotamus Jones" seriously? They'd look at it, and either consider it some lame attempt at a prank, or a mistake your kid should have corrected, then it'd be thrown in the trash. Maybe meet halfway, and call the kid "Harpo". Everyone loves the Marx Brothers.

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MidnaLink 33

I'm trying to be as nice as possible when I say this... nope can't do it! Is he ******* insane?

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RichardPencil 30

Elon Musk? Frank Zappa? Hippopotamus will need to be as big and dangerous as a hippopotamus or he's going to get beaten up regularly. --Signed Richard Pencil

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oneonta 8

hmmmm... maybe don't marry this one...

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juggalo2 20

I have always wanted to name my daughter Allie. Middle name Gator.

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spinspinsugar 12

he sounds dumb. for the rest of humanity's sake please do not procreate with him

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Kristin Elizabeth Maine_165963054 4

YDI if you willingly choose to procreate with this dude. He gave you all the warning you need that he is, in fact, a whole dumbass. If you move forward with this, you are also, in fact, a whole dumbass.

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SJKatt 15

Maybe you could call them Tamus (Thomas)? In all seriousness though, do not ever name a child Hippopotamus

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Is that really someone you want to have kids with at all?

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