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By  amerwin  |  3

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  lolornot  |  2

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  DocBastard  |  38

Holy shit! That comment got modded so fast I felt the shockwave all the way over..........here! At least...I HOPE it was modded and lolornot didn't actually say that... Wee-woo.

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  CitrusGirl  |  0

Short girls FTW! I'm 17 and 5 feet 1 inch. So just a wee bit taller than you. But my boyfriend loves it too. Most of my guy friends prefer shorter girls.

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#125. hhahahhahahaha. youre quick to talk about my lack of picture; however, look at yours!! and my dog is my profile picture you dumb spick. unlike you, i am not looking to impress anyone on FML. therefore, there is no reason for me to put up my picture.

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oh #85 do you not know what a purebred Bullmastiff is? im sorry i dont have a pitbull or a rottweiler like your ese cousins do. but news flash! pitbulls and rotties are not the only breeds. youre ugly. that was the point. dont bring a dog into this, you insecure biaaatchh

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  stitch_book  |  4

butthole: i don't get it. according to your logic, one's height directly affects one's degree of beauty, where a lack of height equals a lack of beauty. have you ever heard the phrase, "that makes no f*cking sense?" ana: listen not to butthole (how hysterically appropriate a name); most us guys dig short girls, and again, i don't know HOW being short (apparently) makes someone ugly.

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  randall_doak  |  4

See now this is a guy who knows what he's talking about... I've met plenty of girls, one of which was 4'11'' and she was extremely beautiful. I have also taken the liberty of looking closer at your profile, and if he wants to say you're ugly, then he can shove a cactus up HIS butthole.

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  lionslions  |  0

Something tells me that butthole person is really an insecure female trying to get attention and make herself feel better by tearing down others. Also, that dog is ugly.

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  DocBastard  |  38

Um...what? Something about a Napoleon complex or having something...having, uh... I got nothing. My Idiot-English translation engine must be on the fritz.

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I believe he's attempting to say " Where is a Napoleon complex when you actually need one?" In reference to the stereotype of overcompensating short men who try to take over the world. Although, I don't think the OP would appreciate being compared to Bonaparte

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  steelersfan32  |  0

A napoleon complex is a term used for a person that is not only aware of, but also dislikes their short stature, as a reference to Napoleon Bonaparte. I give NyCzFINest half credit on that post, as even though he couldn't put together those badly spelt words into a coherent sentence, he at least has shown he has an idea of what a napoleon complex is.

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  steelersfan32  |  0

A napoleon complex is a term used for a person that is not only aware of, but also dislikes their short stature, as a reference to Napoleon Bonaparte. I give NyCzFINest half credit on that post, as even though he couldn't put together those badly spelt words into a coherent sentence, he at least has shown he has an idea of what a napoleon complex is.

By  green_eyes124  |  0

Haha kids are punks sometimes (most of the time) Find you some sexy 5 1/2in heels : ) they won't tease you about being short because their jaws will be on the floor : )

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  green_eyes124  |  0

WOW. When I posted comment 23 there were no comments under mine and I had no idea how tremendously I had failed! haha oh well  if you cant laugh at yourself life is going to be miserable so  thank to all of you that pointed out my failure lol

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