Transportation: Today, I took a taxi to my hotel. I specifically said that my...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I took a taxi to my hotel. I specifically said that my destination was the Hilton resort. He took me to a bed and breakfast across town. When I finally got to my hotel, I cursed him out and didn't give him a tip. I then realized I'd left my phone in the taxi after he left. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Fml37 - 20/12/2009 05:13 - Canada

Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML

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By stevenr579 - 23/01/2013 23:33 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taken a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through that bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By Celeste - 02/03/2010 09:14 - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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Scammers gonna scam

By nobody asked you! - 25/03/2019 21:00

Today, it's my first day as an expat. Hoping to arrive early for work, I hailed a cab. The driver took it upon himself to take the scenic route and play tour guide, no matter how much I refused. Not only was I late, he turned violent when I refused to pay his $100 fare plus a "talent fee." FML

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By victimboi - 05/06/2009 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML

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Racist taxi drivers dot com

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I had to endure an awful taxi ride. He got me to my destination perfectly and on time, but spewed a racist rant about how, "all Indians are scammers" and how, "the Chinese should get out" the entire time. Then the taxi app had the audacity to ask for a rating. 5 stars? I don't think so. FML

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By hatty - 23/09/2011 13:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

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jellitonoctopus 19

Friday 19 August 2011 12:27

never curse or disrespect those who are servicing you, there are always times when they can **** you over 10x's harder!!

cudi504 4

Friday 19 August 2011 12:21

Yea...you probably arent getting that back

Comments

narf887 4

Friday 19 August 2011 12:06

first

scottwadd1 0

Friday 19 August 2011 12:07

Shoulda checked your pockets first douche bag

zarathustra2k1 2

Friday 19 August 2011 12:13

Douche bag? You never made a mistake, Mr. Perfect? Mr. Dickhole, more like...

jennyc246 8

Friday 19 August 2011 12:07

guts.

ang3lacupcak3 0

Friday 19 August 2011 12:10

hahaha, that sucks for you

EvilPotato 14

Friday 19 August 2011 12:22

karma's a bitch.

Pixxio_O 11

Friday 19 August 2011 12:46

Someones' boss is going to start receiving pictures of penises...

EvilPotato 14

Friday 19 August 2011 12:49

...That smells like Satan's ass gas.

RouletteRed 6

Friday 19 August 2011 12:53

Really, that could of easily been an honest mistake. A lot cab drivers can barely speak English. So it could have easily been a misunderstanding, and you didn't have to flip out. Just don't give him a tip. Still it sucks for you're phone though. I can see a little karma here, but you are somewhat to blame too. Sorry OP. Hope you can work it out somehow :).

qagliks 13

Friday 19 August 2011 14:03

If the douchebag knew where to go in the first place OP wouldn't have to flip out on the dumb ****. Good job OP

TheFunSideOfTheB 2

Friday 19 August 2011 14:55

Its not karma 11 its stupidity and he/she could call what ever phone company he/she are on ang get the exact same phone back with same number they would cancel the phone from the taxi

enopola 5

Friday 19 August 2011 15:04

Yeah enjoy using that tip on the new phone, yours is on the roadside at this point.

sambam_454 0

Friday 19 August 2011 16:01

Some companies don't give you a new phone back...you have to buy a new one.

dre_bro11 12

Friday 19 August 2011 16:24

Well, I think it would the taxi driver would be legally bound to put the phone is some sort of lost property. Just check with the cab company... I'm sure you got some details about the cab you were in or the driver while you were in the car.