Douche bag? You never made a mistake, Mr. Perfect? Mr. Dickhole, more like...

karma's a bitch.

Someones' boss is going to start receiving pictures of penises...

...That smells like Satan's ass gas.

Really, that could of easily been an honest mistake. A lot cab drivers can barely speak English. So it could have easily been a misunderstanding, and you didn't have to flip out. Just don't give him a tip. Still it sucks for you're phone though. I can see a little karma here, but you are somewhat to blame too. Sorry OP. Hope you can work it out somehow :).

If the douchebag knew where to go in the first place OP wouldn't have to flip out on the dumb fuck. Good job OP

Its not karma 11 its stupidity and he/she could call what ever phone company he/she are on ang get the exact same phone back with same number they would cancel the phone from the taxi

Yeah enjoy using that tip on the new phone, yours is on the roadside at this point.

Some companies don't give you a new phone back...you have to buy a new one.

Well, I think it would the taxi driver would be legally bound to put the phone is some sort of lost property. Just check with the cab company... I'm sure you got some details about the cab you were in or the driver while you were in the car.

You had to give him a tip one way or another...

No, it's just that karmas a bitch ;)

Well, the taxi driver got a good tip....

Agreed. And your picture is hilarious, even though it isn't you. Just thought I'd say that!

....how did that pick of me get on the Internet?

Everything is on the Internet!! ~~lol

You are right you are a wise one