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u got owned by ur own grandmother
That's what one kid tried to do to me in class a few weeks ago (instead, he said "I am sofa king retarded."), so I got back at him with the old "Alpha Kenny Body" trick. :)
u a mo ho
10 - That's priceless. I'm surprised no one's realizing it could be made harder, though. "I am sofa king, wee Todd did."
your sofa king we Todd did
You're*...
98 haha niicce
95-no
I've done this to my friend, but in a less obvious and more awesome way. "Eye yam sofa king we tar did" I used only real words because I'm pro :D Alternatively, there's also: "Ice bank mice elf"
u a ho mo
ummm yes
lol she sounds cool as hell
That is brilliant. I think you should get her to say 'fat China' over and over really fast. xD
OP is sofa king stupid
I love how it's posted under "love". :D
If you can say something as retarded as that without thinking about it, then I wonder what else people can put in you mouth. As they say, you are "sofa king retarded" Ignore the obvious negative implications of my sentence.
the cake is a lie.
Long live grandma!
Are you sure she didn't have you start that sentence with "I am"?
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OP, now say "I'm a ******* moron" five times fast. What does that sound like to you?
She probably thought you were smart enough to figure it out. Sorry.