u got owned by ur own grandmother

That's what one kid tried to do to me in class a few weeks ago (instead, he said "I am sofa king retarded."), so I got back at him with the old "Alpha Kenny Body" trick. :)

u a mo ho

10 - That's priceless. I'm surprised no one's realizing it could be made harder, though. "I am sofa king, wee Todd did."

I tried this on both of my younger sisters. They both fell for it, hook line and sinker, and the best part? This was in the SAME ROOM, literally 2 minutes apart. Almost had me in tears.

your sofa king we Todd did

You're*...

Were you guys trying to bring back a chicken?

dont say retarded :( thats mean.

Well Oil Beef Hocked Owah Tafoo Liam

98 haha niicce

95-no

I've done this to my friend, but in a less obvious and more awesome way. "Eye yam sofa king we tar did" I used only real words because I'm pro :D Alternatively, there's also: "Ice bank mice elf"

My father got me to say "Owah Tahna Siam" a whole bunch of times when I was a kid. I used to put on little magic shows for my family, and they were my magic words. It took me forever to realize what I was actually saying. No wonder everyone thought my shows were so fantastic!

u a ho mo

ummmm... no...

ummm yes

lol she sounds cool as hell

That is brilliant. I think you should get her to say 'fat China' over and over really fast. xD

OP is sofa king stupid

Bad ass grandma

I see what you did there.

I hate to break it to you but this FML is under miscellaneous, not love.

If I remember correctly, by default when using the iPhone app, the FMLs are posted under love. If I'm wrong, don't sue me... I don't use the app.

Maybe she just didn't think her grandmother would punk her out like that. Not everyone is hypervigilant for pranks.

the cake is a lie.

after reading this, im sure gradma has even more than 1 wins lmfao