By bribreeeeeezyfreshhh - United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML
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  brianjman14  |  22

That's what one kid tried to do to me in class a few weeks ago (instead, he said "I am sofa king retarded."), so I got back at him with the old "Alpha Kenny Body" trick. :)

  wwerulez14  |  6

I tried this on both of my younger sisters. They both fell for it, hook line and sinker, and the best part? This was in the SAME ROOM, literally 2 minutes apart. Almost had me in tears.

  blankaex  |  0

I've done this to my friend, but in a less obvious and more awesome way.

"Eye yam sofa king we tar did"

I used only real words because I'm pro :D

Alternatively, there's also:

"Ice bank mice elf"

  boatkicker  |  4

My father got me to say "Owah Tahna Siam" a whole bunch of times when I was a kid. I used to put on little magic shows for my family, and they were my magic words. It took me forever to realize what I was actually saying. No wonder everyone thought my shows were so fantastic!

By  IcyJack  |  7

If you can say something as retarded as that without thinking about it, then I wonder what else people can put in you mouth. As they say, you are "sofa king retarded"

Ignore the obvious negative implications of my sentence.