Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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Abercrombi 0
wow. i think i would cry
jeremyrichie 0
your grandma pwnd your jeans. fail for you hipster.
fckthssht 0
307, that rant sort of made me want to stab myself.... Even if I could afford to spend 300 ******* dollars on a pair of pants, I wouldn't. I could proabably get 30 pairs of pants for that amount of money at the Salvation Army. This "fml" actually makes me very sad though; not because someone's expensive pants were "ruined", but because of the fact that some people can be so materialistic.
randomhappyguy 0
seriously... who shops at wal-mart or the salvation army??? wal-mart is just bad quality, and salvation army is all secondhand so you don't know whats happened to the clothes... at the very worst, shop at kohls or old navy. you can get some nice thong sandals ;)
24788 6
Sounds like you have a fashion sense and she doesn't. She was just trying to be nice though.
SGA 0
Dude, why pay 300 bucks on a pair of jeans you could get at Wal-Mart or Old Navy for 10 bucks?! they'd last jus as long and you save $290 to boot! and your grandma was jus tryin to be nice and patch up a pair of jeans for you because she loves you. Props to your grandma for lovin you. Fail for you for buyin $300 dollar jeans =/
randomhappyguy 0
i think everyone here should go to starbucks and get a nice cup of coffee to calm down. she can just buy another pair.
SGA 0
I think a certain someone (cough cough hint hint) should stfu and let the world dish out what the "common" american status quo has spawned.
may_cause_fail 0
If a description of your pants includes both "vintage" and "designer" in it, then you're a douchebag. And WTH everyone, Walmart jeans suck. Target jeans are much better.
Fuck_The_Police 0
This guy is obviously a fruitcake only a fruitcake would spend 300 dollars on jeans!