Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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Comments (499)
vanityinsanity 0
OMG THATS SO SAD! DEFINITELY A FML!
jewelzgalore 0
Lol! But hey, at least you have a sweet grandma :)
exile529 0
$300 for a pair of jeans? Really? Thats a waste of money in my opinion.
D1STURB3D 0
jeans? 300$? wtf.. anyway it was in good intentions your grandmother just wanted to help you out be greatful
tsunamisurfer08 3
YDI for spending what could have easily gotten you a whole closet of ripped jeans on one pair.
greeneggsnsam 0
#323, you read my mind!
irawk 0
that is so sweet of her
sonspeedy 4
$300?!!! You must be crazy?! That was a waste of money!
lizlaz 2
You could probably have baught £10 jeans from Primark and cut them up yourself. It'd have been cheaper and it wouldn't have mattered so much when your gran tried to be nice.
sofiesmurf 0
ok whoever said, have you ever heard of walmart NO. walmart exploits young children all over the world for their products. i'd rather buy 300$ jeans made in the U.S. than buy 10$ jeans that cost 2 cents to make but Walmart just wants the obscene profit.