Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister...

By twingirl - 14/08/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister and me. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute? 'cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 16:59 - Egypt

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

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By Awks - 30/11/2012 06:30 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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Not anyone's favorite

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 10:00

Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By leah12 - 18/03/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I'm Leah. She'd put the letters into the wrong envelopes. FML

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By AnnaMarie. - 28/02/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

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Terminally offended

By whicks1892 - 18/12/2021 16:58

Today, I bought a shirt for my 5 year-old, which said, "I tried to be good, but I take after my Grandpa!" I thought it was a cute joke, but my mother-in-law said, "So you mean his grandpa isn't good? And that's why your son isn't good?" Despite my husband adding, "She bought this shirt. It was a joke, mom" they're still offended. FML

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By Mazzam - 19/11/2008 11:33 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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Zombies_Freak 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:31

Ahh, old people and novelty shirts... that can be a dangerous combination...

vooper 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 2:38

At least you aren't a guy.

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TheAdvent 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:55

I'm pretty sure half of you people don't get it. hint: breasts

Tatertotz515 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:31

haha:) wow

yessian93 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:50

Twin sister and ME a birthday gift.

turtleomnom 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:32

at least you weren't male twins...

varkey 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:08

Lol, this is funny (you didn't have to explain to poor granny though). anyway FYL

sealpop09 8

Wednesday 28 March 2012 5:54

At least you're a girl....

283leis 8

Wednesday 4 April 2012 1:28

What does it mean?

DariaPines 8

Thursday 20 November 2014 22:51

The twins,as in two things.Boobs,the words are across the chest and the shirt means I see you've met my boobs.

ImTheAlpha 30

Thursday 12 April 2012 0:11

Ahh, the cluelessness(I døn't give a shit if that's not a word) of the old...

ThePieGuy0817 29

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:55

Rest assured, cluelessness is, in fact, a real word.

doglover100 28

Monday 9 July 2012 4:58

I wanna know the grandma's reaction after you told her what it ment.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 31 August 2014 12:24

What was her reaction when you told her what it really ment?

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