Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cheeky little bastards
Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
Vultures circling overhead
Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, on Judge Judy…
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Shackled
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Generosity
Today, my granny died. My aunt wants to throw away all her books and furniture. When I offered to take care of selling it, or giving it away, like granny would have wanted, my aunt said she would let me "keep a percentage" of the few bucks I’d get for my troubles. FML
Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML
So long, grandpa
Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML
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Welshite 40
Tell them you're donating it all to charity.
MichellinMan 20
Goddamn young whippersnappers.
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Hawaii84 16
That's so rude and disrespectful. Don't leave them anything or tell them that you are leaving everything to charity.
emily689 25
Don't leave them anything! How selfish of them!
an3ph 20
Woah woah woah! We have a grandparent in our ranks?! Sweet!
glitterkuro 18
How old are they? Maybe it could be understandable with young kids who do not understand how to be tactful- though of course they should be told that this isn't the correct way to behave. They might not even understand the gravity of the situation- ie that somebody has to pass away in order to pass on their possessions. If they're older kids/teenagers, then they're being incredibly rude.
carmagnet 11
Donate it all to charities in their name. And then have the lawyer send them a letter explaining why. That's what I would do. I knew one person who's children argued over what they would get she put in her will that anything that the rest of them argued over the youngest got because he wasn't involved in the arguments. Besides it is awfully rude of them to do that. Maybe it will teach them that sometimes others come before them.
thweakmn 3
I didn't know grandparents used FML
SMHsohard 22
Yes, when we aren't busy falling and breaking our hips, taking Metamucil to stay regular, and going to bed after the 6pm news, we occasionally check in on FML.
an3ph 20
You rock.
edanielleh 21
was it just a joke in ill taste?
SuperMew 22
When my grandmother passed on, my aunt went into her room and took all the jewelry. By the time we realized it she was on the plane to another country.
megstiel 16
When a few of my grandkids/great grandkids do this, I'm gonna lean in real close and say no, its all going to your cousins
MaySFML 4
Grandma on FML