Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cheeky little bastards
Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
Vultures circling overhead
Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, on Judge Judy…
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Shackled
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Generosity
Today, my granny died. My aunt wants to throw away all her books and furniture. When I offered to take care of selling it, or giving it away, like granny would have wanted, my aunt said she would let me "keep a percentage" of the few bucks I’d get for my troubles. FML
Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML
So long, grandpa
Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML
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Welshite 40
Tell them you're donating it all to charity.
MichellinMan 20
Goddamn young whippersnappers.
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lightanddark 17
now you know what to leave them--nothing
jennababe98 9
What a generous grandmother, giving her grandkids valuables left and right. I wish mine were like you!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
No, actually I think the grandkids are just assuming they'll get their grandparents' stuff.
wolfspellcaster 5
I think she was being sarcastic.
cryssycakesx3 23
maybe if OP was your grandparent you'd learn something.
jennababe98 9
I was being sarcastic, for the record. I think OP and/or OP's own child needs to have a talk with the grandkids!
SaintGoobers 19
How Rude!
golden_warrior 23
Give it all to charity
Zebediabolical 45
Leave them poop in a box. Give the rest to charity.
Zimmington 21
Who's Charity? Is that his beautiful 20 something mistress? Or... is Charity *dramatic pause* you?!
ohSNAPyall 27
It's my poop in a box!
BlueToast 6
I'd give them a foot in the ass
ohSNAPyall 27
It's the American way.
zombiekitten87 12
I don't know what's worse: that, or my grandmother constantly bringing up what she was leaving to me before she passed in a very frank manner and showing me stickers with my name on them on the bottoms of her things... Probably your situation, though... How rude and thoughtless of them.
Karcasm 7
At least your grandmother is willingly leaving you things that she thinks you'll cherish. That's a lot better than someone being TOLD "I'm taking this when you kick the bucket".
zombiekitten87 12
I don't disagree, it was only bad because it was awkward and depressing. Kids are awful, hopefully they'll grow out of it.
SaturnV 25
You have my sympathy, OP. I can't relate to the grandkids at all. When she was alive, my well-intending grandmother would sometimes mention items she wanted me to have when she was gone, but I found the topic too upsetting to discuss much further and would change the subject.
Soulsbane96_fml 11
Make sure they get none of the items they claimed.
skipper2009 18
My sister and I are already doing that with our mother. But we only do it as a joke.
Rainhawk94 27
You're hilarious