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Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Tell them you're donating it all to charity.

MichellinMan 20

Goddamn young whippersnappers.

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lightanddark 17

now you know what to leave them--nothing

What a generous grandmother, giving her grandkids valuables left and right. I wish mine were like you!

Hiimhaileypotter 53

No, actually I think the grandkids are just assuming they'll get their grandparents' stuff.

I think she was being sarcastic.

cryssycakesx3 23

maybe if OP was your grandparent you'd learn something.

I was being sarcastic, for the record. I think OP and/or OP's own child needs to have a talk with the grandkids!

Give it all to charity

Leave them poop in a box. Give the rest to charity.

Zimmington 21

Who's Charity? Is that his beautiful 20 something mistress? Or... is Charity *dramatic pause* you?!

It's my poop in a box!

I'd give them a foot in the ass

It's the American way.

I don't know what's worse: that, or my grandmother constantly bringing up what she was leaving to me before she passed in a very frank manner and showing me stickers with my name on them on the bottoms of her things... Probably your situation, though... How rude and thoughtless of them.

At least your grandmother is willingly leaving you things that she thinks you'll cherish. That's a lot better than someone being TOLD "I'm taking this when you kick the bucket".

I don't disagree, it was only bad because it was awkward and depressing. Kids are awful, hopefully they'll grow out of it.

You have my sympathy, OP. I can't relate to the grandkids at all. When she was alive, my well-intending grandmother would sometimes mention items she wanted me to have when she was gone, but I found the topic too upsetting to discuss much further and would change the subject.

Make sure they get none of the items they claimed.

skipper2009 18

My sister and I are already doing that with our mother. But we only do it as a joke.

Rainhawk94 27

You're hilarious