Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cheeky little bastards
Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
Vultures circling overhead
Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, on Judge Judy…
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Shackled
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Generosity
Today, my granny died. My aunt wants to throw away all her books and furniture. When I offered to take care of selling it, or giving it away, like granny would have wanted, my aunt said she would let me "keep a percentage" of the few bucks I’d get for my troubles. FML
Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML
So long, grandpa
Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML
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Welshite 40
Tell them you're donating it all to charity.
MichellinMan 20
Goddamn young whippersnappers.
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Fernando83 19
That's when you say "how cute, you guys think I'm actually going to leave you something".
fabs1171 23
Its really no biggie. My Granny wrote our names with sharpies on the furniture that we would receive upon her death. Its actually really nice that I have some of her belongings with her handwriting on it. From a young age we were told what we would be receiving but I remember a time my cousin and I went around and asked if we could have her TV when she died. I must have been around 8 years old and certainly wouldn't have wanted her old, out dated TV when she did die at 88 years old. Children are young and immature but hopefully will appreciate something of yours after you've passed. I know I do and I love how I knew what I'd be receiving as I know Granny chose it especially for me :-)
dark_angel4121 12
In your will leave everything to charity; that's what I would do. Spoiled brats with no respect or love for you. No offense.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You can give them a real surprise at the reading of your will.
awilliams44 9
That's when u give it all to the dog
Vashen 5
Hopefully none of the kids is named Charity
Chiikan 3
Wow. You are an awesome granddad or grandma, for being active on FML...
worldclassrager 41
Well might as well get an early start...
kellyem2 20
I hope you kicked them out and had a long talk with their parents.
miggles 16
That's some sad shit OP :0