blah!
Newington, United States
Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
weeping_willow
Cheeky little bastards
Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML
tikizombie
Canada
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
Anonymous
Vultures circling overhead
Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
thammer
Appleton, United States
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
grieving
Australia
Today, on Judge Judy…
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Merserve
Shackled
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Anonymous
Generosity
Today, my granny died. My aunt wants to throw away all her books and furniture. When I offered to take care of selling it, or giving it away, like granny would have wanted, my aunt said she would let me "keep a percentage" of the few bucks I’d get for my troubles. FML
Forge
Taylor, United States
Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML
fcnk
United States
So long, grandpa
Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML
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Welshite 40
Tell them you're donating it all to charity.
MichellinMan 20
Goddamn young whippersnappers.
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Girlie7 11
I dint know ppl so old come to fml website...
Scynistr 20
Happens to everyone
doodlecloud 27
Am I the only one who doesn't think this is so terrible? I mean I guess it depends on how you go about it but my brother and I have already started picking out my parents stuff. It's not meant in a mean or selfish way, it's done mostly jokingly. But there is just enough of a serious element that my brother and I can settle any disputes whilst my parents are around and can help rather than having us fighting after their death. It also shows my parents how much certain things mean to us. Our reasoning is normally accompanied by happy memories and it makes the death thing a little bit less gloomy and scary. Sometimes it surprises you how much something sseemingly unimportant means to someone and why...it brings the family together.
Omniprism 15
Kids always do that but mostly in their heads and not so verbally.
boo_the_unicorn 5
This May sound bad but I've done this with my cousins as a joke.
Sputnikspak 13
When my paternal grandad died we found out that every item in his apartment had a piece of masking tape with a name on it on the back. My maternal grandma has now gone around and done the same thing. No fighting after she's gone.
_marnie_lauren 8
How old are you to be able to use this app?
cheshirecat13242 32
Yeah, OP's kids apparently weren't taught how to raise their kids not to be shitbags.. Breakdown: >>OP >>OP's kids >>OP's shitbag grand kids.
Major_General 10
Now you know what to get rid of before that time comes.
Baller_Bob 17
Wouldn't their parents get the items first AKA your kids?