Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cheeky little bastards
Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
Vultures circling overhead
Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, on Judge Judy…
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Shackled
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Generosity
Today, my granny died. My aunt wants to throw away all her books and furniture. When I offered to take care of selling it, or giving it away, like granny would have wanted, my aunt said she would let me "keep a percentage" of the few bucks I’d get for my troubles. FML
Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML
So long, grandpa
Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML
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Welshite 40
Tell them you're donating it all to charity.
MichellinMan 20
Goddamn young whippersnappers.
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rmsutton 20
I tell my grandma the things that I want, not because I'm greedy and can't wait for her to pass, I love my grandma and that's going to be a very sad day when that happens. The reason I tell her is because I can't trust my father to keep any of the sentimental things that grandma has that are 40-50+ years old that have been in our lives forever. If dad thinks it's worth anything, it'll get pawned, and she knows this too. So I have laid claim to all of her photographs and the sentimental things that she wants to stay in the family so they don't end up in some dingy pawn shop.
xnyletak 17
And for that, they get nothing.
vewwe 20
Well we all know that dealing with a death is complicated as it is because of all the paper work. Either they just want to make sure there is a will when the day comes or they are greedy, heartless grandchildren. I'd go for the second option.
odod777 28
Awesome grandma/grandpa!!! Very modern!!! :) I hope that you will live for a long time...
EvilLittleMan 23
Entitlement generation at its finest. As one of the previous post mention don't leave them squat.
riashah 14
I'm sure they were just joking. Enjoy their random rubbish. And if they weren't joking, you always have a will.
ohnowhyme123 15
I'd slap the shit out of them
SweetasCandy0609 28
I'm sorry OP that's beyond messed up I couldn't ever imagine doing that to my grandparents it makes sad to even think about the day they won't be here, you have some ungrateful grandkids go old school on them and use a switch.
ZomBgal 12
They sound like tactful bunch.
Fuhkyoo 17
if youre still internet savvy enough to post on fml i think they have awhile to wait