Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cheeky little bastards
Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
Vultures circling overhead
Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, on Judge Judy…
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Shackled
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Generosity
Today, my granny died. My aunt wants to throw away all her books and furniture. When I offered to take care of selling it, or giving it away, like granny would have wanted, my aunt said she would let me "keep a percentage" of the few bucks I’d get for my troubles. FML
Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML
So long, grandpa
Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML
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Welshite 40
Tell them you're donating it all to charity.
MichellinMan 20
Goddamn young whippersnappers.
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Bcfrmkc816 17
I'd give it all to charity.
DanniNell 13
Me and my grandma always joke around about who is getting what when she dies. It's pretty funny. The youngest already made her claim for the jewelry even though the oldest claimed it before the youngest was ever born! XD
buttcramp 21
when I was a child my grandparents asked my sister and I to go around their home and tell them what we wanted. my mother thought it was morbid but we were children so to us it was fun.. and they're still around and they're happy they know who wants what so this way things won't get sold to antique shops or whatever
JesterJosh 5
OP said grand kids. So normally the would inherit the stuff not the grand kids. Duh. They're just dumb kids that like grandma's cool stuff, unless they're older then give them a piece of your mind.
cnparks1990 9
i would gave them each a penny and say thats what you inherited from me
codyswearingen 3
Everyone's commenting how the kids are so evil lol they were probably just being kids.
Smoxxii 17
LOL U DESERVE IT FUR BEIN OLD . ...No.
thegirlnextdoor8 3
My grandma actually made a list of all her stuff that she thought was worth anything and gave it to her kids to divvy up long before she died. She didn't want them fighting over stuff like that after she passed so she took care of it before that could happen. It was weird but it worked for them.
georgiamaxine 8
When I was 7 I told all my younger cousins to back off because my grandmas wedding ring was mine... Luckily my grandma just laughed it off because I was young
molliciousj 19
My cousins and I did the same thing at my Grandma's house over 13 years ago. She's STILL finding sticky notes with our names on them. She thinks its funny.