By FML Videos - United States - New York Catfishing Fail I'm not really a unicorn! Gasp! 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CantPublish - United States Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML I agree, your life sucks 43846 You deserved it 4963 163 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Elsine Today, after having to move home with my parents because I'm broke and can't seem to find a job, my mom found out I'm on anti-depressants. She and my dad will no longer be helping with money because she doesn't like "drugs". FML I agree, your life sucks 3200 You deserved it 227 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Picture game Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML I agree, your life sucks 1447 You deserved it 2052 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By arghgffhdfg - Australia - Sydney Today, my mother screamed at my brother for ages for playing a Nicki Minaj music video. She said it's "terrible, demonic garbage" that'll get us "spitroasted in Hell". I don't even disagree with the first part, but she does this kind of thing every single day when I get home from my night job. FML I agree, your life sucks 22152 You deserved it 2422 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By turning red - United States Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML I agree, your life sucks 62293 You deserved it 10242 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nonnie31 - Canada - Edmonton Today, I arrived for the two-week scuba diving vacation I spent months saving, planning, and looking forward to. Today, I also developed an ear infection and can't scuba dive for 2 weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 14234 You deserved it 910 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By (-__- ) ( ^.^) - United States - Minneapolis Today, trying to be romantic, I started coming on to my wife while in bed, only for her to yet again say she wasn't in the mood. When I asked why she never is lately, she sarcastically blamed it on the government shutdown, then rolled over to go to sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 57787 You deserved it 6296 197 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NeedALittleRoomToBreathe Today, and for the past month, I've been feeling lightheaded from a breathing problem. I've now been prescribed a medication to help with my anxiety and my breathing issue, which would in turn help stop me from getting so lightheaded. The side effect of said medication: lightheadedness. FML I agree, your life sucks 3787 You deserved it 281 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By need my own place - United States Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML I agree, your life sucks 24822 You deserved it 1572 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Port Townsend Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 28326 You deserved it 11950 335 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By zachadams - United States - Buffalo Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML I agree, your life sucks 44513 You deserved it 3488 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ww2freak - United States - Centreville Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML I agree, your life sucks 15890 You deserved it 27255 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - Baltimore Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML I agree, your life sucks 45480 You deserved it 3180 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Hide -n- Seek - United States - Grand Prairie Hide and Seek Today, someone left a note on the front door saying "Let's play Hide and Seek". Who ever left the note apparently took my tires off my truck and scattered them. So far, I found one in my pool, and 2 outside my neighborhood. I still can't find the last one. FML I agree, your life sucks 2302 You deserved it 131 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Salem Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 45325 You deserved it 2544 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By overexcited - United States Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML I agree, your life sucks 15983 You deserved it 38434 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ihasnoafroanymore Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML I agree, your life sucks 1613 You deserved it 140 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Adan - 13/11/2020 17:58 - Pakistan - Peshawar Speaks for us all Today, I'm having an existential crisis. I don't what the future holds, I'm overthinking and stressing about things I could've controlled. Now I'm having a breakdown and I've got a test tomorrow and I have to take a bath, but all my lazy ass does is worry but never actually do the fucking work. FML I agree, your life sucks 693 You deserved it 447 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By daughterinlaw - United States - La Plata Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML I agree, your life sucks 63317 You deserved it 4306 168 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I found out that one of my colleagues believes that aliens built the pyramids. No amount of logical reasoning or evidence has had any effect on his argument of, "but you can't prove they didn't." FML I agree, your life sucks 10411 You deserved it 1418 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dumbass - United States Today, I got into my first car accident. I hit my own parked car while trying to drive my mother's car into the garage. FML I agree, your life sucks 9846 You deserved it 26995 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ugly - United States Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML I agree, your life sucks 41388 You deserved it 3743 187 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bro Today, I found out that my wife of five years is also my half-sister. She has no idea, I don't know how to tell her, and I've never been more turned on. FML I agree, your life sucks 2422 You deserved it 746 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML I agree, your life sucks 50988 You deserved it 5040 155 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By iluvjenknee - United States Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow". FML I agree, your life sucks 11639 You deserved it 33552 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By butisavedyourkid - United States Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML I agree, your life sucks 53156 You deserved it 3519 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ugh - United States Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML I agree, your life sucks 28231 You deserved it 5831 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By playdated - United States - San Francisco Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML I agree, your life sucks 48617 You deserved it 8864 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stumpy Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML I agree, your life sucks 1809 You deserved it 165 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By caitiexob - United States Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 45182 You deserved it 2600 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I asked my mom if she thought I was straight. She looked at me and said "Well, that's really up to you honey. But your father and I would still love you." I was asking if she thought I had parked straight. FML I agree, your life sucks 53948 You deserved it 12649 149 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Donzai - Canada Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML I agree, your life sucks 32452 You deserved it 81035 188 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon - United States Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML I agree, your life sucks 27321 You deserved it 8815 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Olathe Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML I agree, your life sucks 22857 You deserved it 3813 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Maxwell - France Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 46692 You deserved it 16709 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Embarassed - Canada - Vancouver Today, my boss told me that there is no point in making me cut onions anymore because every time I do, I look like I've "been beaten", and can't be seen by the customers for at least half an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 35609 You deserved it 3600 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DontGive2Fox Today, I had my first job interview and didn’t have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn’t speak. FML I agree, your life sucks 2154 You deserved it 1581 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By killmenow - United States Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 64171 You deserved it 3472 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By madiison09 - United States Today, I got a letter from Yale law school saying I got a 4 year full scholarship. I called my dad crying and read the whole thing... even the bottom, which said, "April fools! Love mom and dad." FML I agree, your life sucks 65113 You deserved it 6495 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GlassPwn - United States Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML I agree, your life sucks 25621 You deserved it 15493 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML I agree, your life sucks 720 You deserved it 51 4 Comments
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 884 You deserved it 310 6 Comments