Catfishing Fail By FML Videos - 07/09/2018 13:30 - United States - New York I'm not really a unicorn! Gasp! I agree, your life sucks 322 You deserved it 127 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say, "Fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "Pollo frito". I then had sex, constantly saying "Pollo frito" for an hour. I later realized I was saying "Fried chicken." FML I agree, your life sucks 66 488 You deserved it 183 652
Today, I'm once again stuck on the side of the road. I was borrowing my housemate's old car and it broke down. This comes only days after my own broke down (and will take 3 weeks to repair). None of this is helping my sudden temper and mood swings that have come as a side-effect of discontinuing my anti-depressants. FML I agree, your life sucks 351 You deserved it 127
Today, I learned that my boss is training one the the trainees I trained to be supervisor. Everyone supports this, including me. So what's the issue? I was promised that position almost 2 years ago. Apparently, I train people well enough to promote, but I'm not good enough to be promoted myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 778 You deserved it 781
Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML I agree, your life sucks 61 674 You deserved it 5 920
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 274 You deserved it 7 726
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to take a jog in an area we never been before. We then got lost. She actually thought that the tattoo on her arm of an open compass with north, east, south, and west would help us. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 477 You deserved it 6 310
Today, I never thought I would see a blowjob from the perspective of the viewer, but it happened, in our open-space office. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 539 You deserved it 1 658
Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML I agree, your life sucks 57 010 You deserved it 13 397