Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she got a hefty bonus at work and will pay off my credit card debt. I was gonna break up with her because I’d been working on resolving things with my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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klc20071989_fml 20
If she's that stupid, its a good thing she left.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well not much of a loss OP, right?
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Comments (114)
lsg3000 6
You should have dumped her first! She a true bimbo!
dark_angel4121 12
Please say that you sue her for doing something so stupid like that?!?! And it's a good thing you're not with her anymore.
jh921971 10
Don't date stupid people
Szaszaspasz 26
Do not insult the intelligence of turtles!
miami_girl_1 3
Why would she post a pic of it on fb....?
glamDoe 1
she's apparently too dumb for you!
Zeptosecond 7
Says the man with horrible grammar...
leighanne2604 4
gosh im just wondering if she even helped u pay back the 2months max out on ur card?? her screw up I certainly would wanna hope she did not that u knew about it at the time that it was all her fault!! good riddance tho to her!!!
Awsomr00 1
Dude, she obviously an idiot. The only fml is the first part. At least you got rid of her.
at0micmin3r 23
Hombre, you are SO much better without that gold-digger.