WtfDoIDo?!
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Confession time
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she actually has three kids, so if we marry I’ll be a "step-daddy." We’ve only been dating for four weeks and she’s already talking marriage and some other dude's kids. I was out of the door so fast. Four weeks wasted. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
StillAVirgin
Denmark
Cute
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
well i'm fucked
Aberdeen, United States
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc
Herning, Denmark
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Bryan
No future
Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML
spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Anonymous.
United States
Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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MaltWarrior 32
What do you mean what do you do? You run! Far far away.
Dykorammaaa 9
Hide your condoms.
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Comments (26)
ojosRojos 28
Tell her she’s coming on wayyy too strong
thomasthedankengine 11
shes trying to trap you into a world of bankruptcy, insomnia, and slavery.
Mungolikecandy 19
The twist in the tale...his girlfriend is 31!
acmariner99 25
Teens want lots of things. They’re irrational and hormonal.
Cristinita83 13
You tell her kindly that it’s lovely she feels that way and you’re flattered. That you could see yourself marrying in your late twenties and having kinds in your 30s if by then you’ve found the right person (or whatever it is you’d like your life to turn like), and that you’re not against the idea that she might en up being that person, but that so far you’re just enjoying getting to know her and that you like her (if it’s true). Also, that that kind of thought is far from crossing the mind of most young males, but that you understand that you’re wired differently and hope she doesn’t make it a big deal. She’s just unexperienced and upfront. Probably the bubbly « no filter » type. Nothing wrong with that in my book ;) Enjoy young love
BloodyButUnbowed 32
I'm going to suggest not panicking. Teenagers are known to express affection by saying things they've heard older people say. She may have intended no more than "I think you're a keeper," and simply phrased it insanely. However, just in case ... don't have sex with her.
bosniangirl27 21
Run as far away as possible. Or make her think you have amnesia and dont remember her
tounces7 28
Is your girlfriend 48 or something?