Today, I found out my baby momma has been building a whole relationship with my cousin. They escalated to wanting to sleep with each other. We have a two year-old. FML
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Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, my husband told me that he and my cousin had been seeing each other for the past two months. The cousin I took in because my aunt kicked her out for dropping out of high school. I’ve clothed, fed and paid bills for this homewrecker. She’s barely 18. FML
Today, I found out that my older sister is sleeping with my adopted son. They both say it’s fine because he’s 22 and they’re not blood related, but I just can’t get over that she’s sleeping with my son, and is old enough to be his grandmother. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Today, I found out my cousin stole my used pregnancy test and ultrasound pictures the last time she came to visit, and tried to fake a pregnancy. This was two years ago when she stayed at my house. I just found out I'm pregnant again, and guess who just asked to come to stay and "visit"? FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
Today, after 20 years together and 9 years of marriage, I found out that my husband has been having an affair with my cousin for 6 years. The same cousin who came over every Friday. Who he wanted to be godmother to our 3 kids. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been having sex with his sister while we've been together. I'm 5 months pregnant with his baby. They don't plan on stopping and talk everyday. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
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dreams2383 20
the fact that you refer to her as your baby momma instead of girlfriend or wife shows you weren't in a actual relationship in the first place.
great_nate 26
If she is not your significant other, you have no say.
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Comments (3)
dreams2383 20
the fact that you refer to her as your baby momma instead of girlfriend or wife shows you weren't in a actual relationship in the first place.
great_nate 26
If she is not your significant other, you have no say.
Crowned Sataness 12
you don't even respect her enough to give her a committed title, instead using the "ex I have a baby with" title. you call her your ex. what do you expect?