Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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theworldismad 10
well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex
Posthuman 26
First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.
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FRB 8
Don't tell me your 13 :-/
Posthuman 26
Preposterous! How dare you assume that OP is 13?!?! He is obviously 14!
acidzombie24 0
He is suggesting she cheated on him... From my understanding there is no way to tell if someone is pregnant until after 3 weeks so if she 'felt' pregnant. IDK how soon girls can 'feel' that she is pregnant
Posthuman 26
You can tell sooner than 3 weeks after intercourse. And some chicks just know, you know?
tomatosz 23
#46 No you can't, not with a regular pregnancy test at least. It takes some time before the hormones that are tested start to be produced.
grumpybr 13
I agree with #53. However there is such a thing as early pregnancy symptoms that will occur before a test will read positive, hence the term "feel pregnant".
tomatosz 23
#63 I know, but the fml says that she did a test and that it confirmed it.
grumpybr 13
Yes #66, so either he is surprised that she might be cheating or he was dumb enough to think she couldn't get pregnant because it was the first time they had sex. There are a lot o people saying a woman wouldn't feel pregnant before a positive test, but yes there are early signs.
cng903 1
Uh no. You ovulate around 2 weeks into your cycle. 2 weeks later is when your next period is due (if you have a regular cycle.) It is very possible to test positive as early as 9 days after ovulation (sex.)
tomatosz 23
#71 Sorry I didn't mean to imply that. I assumed that #46 meant by an actual test with "you can tell before 3 weeks", as only with a test you can REALLY tell, and the feelings of the mother-to-be can never be more than a highly likely assumption.
tomatosz 23
#75 That is possible, but highly unlikely. When you have sex right as you ovulate, and the egg implants very quickly, that still takes around 6 days. Then the hormone levels have to start rising, and even a doctor's test needs a couple days before the levels are high enough to detect it. For a home test, it's even longer.
cng903 1
It still does not take 3 weeks. Home tests are usually very accurate the day after a missed period which would be two weeks after ovulation.
Omegamike101 7
And nobody possibly thought of the fact that he is referring to the fact that they had their first time so recently, and all of a sudden she just feels pregnant? Sounds just a little hard to believe on that fact alone.
Sangoma 8
This is hectic....if your underage , dont rule out abortion
davikiin 6
My wife and I knew eachother for two weeks. As a staunch vegetarian, she knew she was pregnant when she ordered a steak without thinking about it. Four years later, there's still no doubt he's my son.
aeonsoul 12
lovely :)
shadow7x 10
Hahaha
jer_36 10
and this "recently" is how long? Because it would be sad for you to take care of a child that's not yours. Babies are expensive
KevinFlynn 13
should of used protection
aeonsoul 12
Who says they didn't? Condoms and pills are not 100% effective
sweetbliss3 37
take a paternity test. depending on how soon she felt pregnant bc it takes 2 weeks for a test to show up positive for pregnancy she could have been cheating. as for "feeling" pregnant, that takes about 3 months so clearly not showing yet.
monnanon 14
er no. you can feel pregnant as soon as the egg implants. there is such a thing as early pregnancy signs.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
feeling pregnant does not take 3 months, that first trimester can be brutal. morning sickness can start add early as 2 weeks same with really sore boobs. if a girl is really in tune with her body she'll feel something isn't quite right before that next period.
asherm 15
I knew something wasn't quite right about a week in. Too early for a test, but I was already feeling a little off. Sure enough....
MzZombicidal 36
That's just when you get your baby bump and *look* pregnant. As for feeling, some women (myself included) can feel those body changes very soon. It didn't take me 3 months to feel morning sickness or hot flashes.
monnanon 14
im not even on about those things. i felt very odd a few days later. it was hard to describe. felt a bit full but in the wrong place. i didnt know what it was at the time but i felt off for a good while beforr i started to get the symptoms.
butman 9
I hope you stick by her. It's really hard to have a bang on your own. Please don't make her do it by herself.
Calingaladha 21
Obviously they had a bang together...
Kat_Kitten 5
Well from experience, I 'knew' I was pregnant within 3-4 weeks, without having had a test. Some women just know their bodies well enough to pick up on the small signals.