Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML
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Top comments
TheAngryKitten 0
I believe, good sir, that you should shut up and enjoy it.
RawrNom 0
LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.
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Comments (120)
patrickalamo 48
RUN!!!!
NateDosa19 2
Not even that bad:) cheers
mnsnwnd 3
Really? Being held down by your gf and kissed is a problem? I love it when my gf does things like that....Or is she an awful kisser?
fthku 13
Are you SERIOUSLY missing the point here?
Levvy 22
No, the problem is he's dating a psychotic with less intelligence than a budgerigar.
Levvy 22
Because even domestic finches can recognize their own images and his girlfriend can't.
phil68w 5
U mad about that bro?
BloodyMary666 24
WTF how can she not recognize herself?!
icic6772 0
Let me guess, she blond right
loserman67 36
Bro, number one - she's obviously devoted to you - I see no problem there - number two - this kind of activity can only lead to things like spontanious blow jobs - no problem there - UNLESS, she's so devoted that you find a rabbit boiling on the stove one day - now there's a problem. But for the time being - GO WITH IT BRO!!!
immibis 5
I read that as "any other ****" instead of "that other ****". totally changes the meaning, lol
SadinSherman 16
She didn't recognize a picture of herself,that's odd
REGGIEstration 4
I wish I could like this comment, too bad I'm on my mobile :-( still, good call :-)