Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
It wasn't me
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Tact and charm
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Who the **** are you?
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
My ex
Today, my psycho girlfriend tried to blackmail me into giving her money, threatening to show everyone the nude pictures I'd recently sent her. Except the pictures on her phone that she threatened me with weren't even of me. Nice to know I'm also being cheated on. FML
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TheAngryKitten 0
I believe, good sir, that you should shut up and enjoy it.
RawrNom 0
LOL! you should be glad for the kisses.
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Comments (120)
immortal628 20
I'm not seeing the problem here. Let her compete with herself and YOU win!
jeinnor 0
Lol, is she blond?
hyden121 2
Use it to your advantage... Nothing wrong with a little self competition....
Feverrotes 15
In all honesty, I want your girl. Out to prove her stand with her body instead of just dumping you on the spot. I don't commemorate cheating of any form or in any way but i have to admit, she is every man's dream. This should be a MLIA. FML? What the F are you smoking?
DamnSmooth 0
I like the part where everyone commenting suggests you 'enjoy the kisses', instead of focusing on the fact that you are dating a bonified retard who is jealous of herself & still has not caught on to it.
mattdm91 0
He can focus on that later
greatness101 0
This. Either she's crazy or the story is fabricated.
pjdiaz 0
Why are u complaining?
taliax101 8
yeah, why are you complaining?! enjoy it!
GoodLookingGeese 10
I don't get it - it's a win-win situation and your still complaining, gees..
my2centsworth 15
Just go with it.
denvan 0
You're getting action quit complaining give and receive