Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
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ShortieRose 30
Why wouldn't you start off with a call to said girlfriend and say " hey babe, what's up with the public insults?" instead of ripping into her?!?! She's likely going to be pissed at you... if not possibly break up with you!!!!
foxykittykit93 4
If you had a problem with your girlfriend's obesity in the first place, then you should have never began dating her if you knew you would never be fully satisfied with a bigger woman. Why go out and become a bully, forever having her wonder if you think she is fat or not for the rest of this relationship?
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Comments (100)
dave__609 10
this is the first time why it made sense so many people said "you deserve it"
CrazedSanity 17
I hope she dumps your ass.
HelloBl4nk3t 5
My god. I know how unsicure everyone is. I can only imagine the embarassment and shame she is feeling. shame on you for reacting like that and hurting someone you care about with such a low blow! If you even care about her in the first place which I'm inclined to believe you don't.
wohscg 5
YDI. Instead of reaching out to her to find out what was going on, especially if it was out of character for her, you publicly humiliated her. As someone who used to be obese and struggled with self image and self acceptance you belittled someone you care for in retaliation. I hope she dumps you since you showed your true colors
Etweens96 25
You deserved it big time. Ok, you could have called her and asked her and instead you insulted her weight. That's something you NEVER do to your girl! I wouldn't blame her if she dumped your ungrateful ass
angbelles 5
What a dumbass. Sorry but if your girlfriend dumps you, you 100% deserve it. You NEVER bring up something someone is sensitive about in a fight. And especially something as stupid as a Facebook argument. You clearly don't even know your girlfriend to know when it's actually her talking. I can always tell if someone else is using my boyfriends phone or something. Think of this as a life lesson. Learn from your mistakes.
KaylaTackett 18
YDI!
Bunnyluver 20
That was immature. You should have just asked her about it. I understand it was "Just in the Heat of the Moment", but you really need to take time to think about your actions too. YDI
heartlessn0b0dy 13
Pretty sure if the genders switched roles everyone would side with the girl regardless ...sorry OP but I don't see anything wrong with you ripping back even if it wasn't her because despite what you said to "her" you were insulted too I don't know why people are saying you deserve it
redpanda39 10
So, because her brother was an immature twat and used her name and insulted him, she deserved the public humiliation and insults from him? Wow. You're a special kind of jackass.
sweetpotato301 7
Firstly, people would react in exactly the same way. Don't try to make this about gender when it is completely irrelevant. Secondly, what he did was wrong because he so quickly insulted her without bothering to wonder if it was actually her (of course if someone says something weird on social media it might be someone else). Also even if it had been her, he immediately stooped to her level which makes him no better.
dansco 25
You are a moron! YDI! As its already been said, before going off at anyone on social media, speak to them directly. This would have been a silly thing if you had done.