Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
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ShortieRose 30
Why wouldn't you start off with a call to said girlfriend and say " hey babe, what's up with the public insults?" instead of ripping into her?!?! She's likely going to be pissed at you... if not possibly break up with you!!!!
foxykittykit93 4
If you had a problem with your girlfriend's obesity in the first place, then you should have never began dating her if you knew you would never be fully satisfied with a bigger woman. Why go out and become a bully, forever having her wonder if you think she is fat or not for the rest of this relationship?
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Comments (100)
Rykers 18
Personally OP, It would of been far easier to call your girlfiend? Airing your dirty laundry in public, over Facebook is just not how you do it. Lesson learn't I hope.
Rykers 18
To add to it on reflection, Personally attacking her weight is also totally unacceptable. You're mean't to love her, Not attack her insecurities.
Catdragon 40
I know if anyone I dated did that to me, I would be too broken inside. It's one thing to have a stranger pick on you for being fat. It's another thing to have someone who called you beautiful/you loved them turn around and pick on your weight. That kind of damage doesn't go away. Now she will always wonder am I too fat to be loved? Does he really want me? Even if he calls her the most beautiful girl in the world, once you rag on someone about their weight they never forget it. It will make her feel like the whole time was a lie
interesting33 37
I agree, but I am wondering if maybe the original post said something about OP's weight so OP retaliated by saying how that was unfair because of his gf's weight. That is pure speculation however, there is nothing to evidence that.
IamHM 14
YDI for the cheap shot. Have fun being single.
Catdragon 40
Also, if someone close starts insulting you publicly for no reason whatsoever, my first assumption would be that it was a prank by someone they know. I would put trust and faith that my partner wouldn't be so immature. I wouldn't automatically assume the worst. I can understand why you would be angry and hurt, but you made a bad decision to use someone's looks to try and hurt them back.
byobby 3
It doesn't say it was publicly though, could have been a private fb message. Nonetheless attacking her back was a lame thing to do instead of addressing it in person.
Frau_Blucher 14
Exactly!
Goblin182 27
YDI for being so juvenile. Its sad that people think its acceptable social media to have their arguments. That's like having a knock down, drag out screaming match in the middle of Wal-Mart.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Are you twelve?
heyLaddieHey 18
Honestly, it sucks, but it's kind of on you.... You should have picked up your phone and called her, demanding to know what was going on before you roasted her online for everyone to see...
slavka012 11
Ydi , and ydi if she breaks up with you
anonynous97 13
That shit is why social media is bad!!!
luke73tnt 17
Don't feel bad
Bearsmomma 30
NO! Please feel bad. Feel horribly, terribly bad. I hope she ended the relationship. That is unforgivable!
seahorse27 5
Izzop, int! Why you shouldn't "fight" with your gf on FB, ta!
okamiyazaki 8
Izzop who?
Bearsmomma 30
I could use a "see translation" option here.